Beginer skiers getitng powned

hurrisun

hurrisun

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ok so i was skiing today and i saw this guy he was doing litlle pizza turns than all of a sudden jsut starts tucking for this decently sized jump and he was leaning really far back and goes into the air does half a black flip and lands on his head (we cant see him land but we assume from how he looked going down) than all of a sudden we jsut see his ski shoot up in the air like 15-20 feet funniest thing i saw all day.
 
I did that beginning of the season (w/o the pizza) I was in a tuck to get speed like sitting on the back of my skis and I didn't get up I guess and just unexpectedly backflipped... oops
 
i usually never make fun of beginer skiiers. especially if there adults. i just imagine myself in that position and having some dick yell something from the lift
 
I saw a kid try and hit this "jump"

I guess he wanted to 180 or something but he just turned sideways... it looked like a tortoise trying to rollover while painting a canvas... if that makes sense
 
yeah i dont' really laugh, i just go, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooouchhh. liek this like, little 7 year old kid going off the 60+ footer. And making it only about, ten feet? Straight off the wedge to the deck. Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhh
 
almmost same thing happened at my hill on sat, guy like tucks into this like 50 ft'er and tries to 3 and over shoots all the way to flats and lands at liek 450, he rewined himself
 
Dude. I always find it hilarous seeing 4 year olds without poles, bust down and try to go off the 45's and shit.

They get about halfway up the jump, fall on thier faces, and slide the rest of the way down, and then start to cry...

They have balls, but then again... they havent dropped yet hahaha.
 
yeah, me n my bro were at killy yesterday and there were like 9 year olds trying to hit the last hit in wildfire.. friggen rediculous
 
i don't understand what kids like that are thinking. lets hit this huge jump going .0273 mph and see what happens. they always just wreck themselves and land on the deck somewheree
 
im sorry aobut my spelling im not up to date on all thje hip words, adn if u r being serious im not making fun of beginer skiers i jsut think it was a hillarious situation
 
seen a similar thing last weekend as i was going up the tow. i heard a little girl scream so i look and i see her come down one of the steepest parts and theres a 35foot table at the bottom and she b lines it right for the table and just flies backwards and lands right on her back
 
i was at mount snow last year and it was madd icy, some kid tucked to hit a jump w/ about a 25 ft gap. he hit the thing going madd fast and doent adjust to the tranny at all. so hes at liek a 45 ° angle and over shoots by about 125 feet. he landed soo flat and right onhis ass. prob the funniest thing ive ever asaw
 
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