Before bed rituals?

[SlimDunkin.]

Anyone have them?

Nothing like brushing your teeth or washing your face but like I actual shit you have to do before your able to go to bed, for me I usually have to make sure most electronics are off in my room before I can actually fall asleep? Am I weird?

Do you guys have any?

 

[GayWolf420]

Masturbate.

 

[Davy.Crockett]

inb4 fap

i don't have anything like that, but i do listen to music to fall asleep

 

[naturday]

drink at least 3 beers

 

[Davy.Crockett]

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

god damnit

 

[zagfan5]

take out contacts, smoke, pee, wash face/hands, brush teeth, bed

 

[SlimDunkin.]

It is natures ambien, that and turkey, or just fuck a turkey.

 

[sniche]

listen to book on tape with soothing voice

 

[sniche]

ha

 

[POWDER.RANGER]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

 

[wait.what]

Have a drink of wine.

 

[turtles]

that just made my night, unfortunately i don't have a turkey on hand

 

[Raz.]

oooooh. where/how? like literally a tape? I actually want to do this lol

 

[wait.what]

http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif

 

[SlimDunkin.]

I use to actually watch porn, btu not beat it. Just watch it idk why.

 

[sniche]

its literally therapeutic and puts me out right away. I got my gam gams vintage tape player and a ton of classic book on tape cassets that she gave me before she died. They got that soothing faded sound and most of the books are read by British women.

 

[jason...]

bong toke.

 

[SlimDunkin.]

Just one?

 

[.AR6rider.]

I usually read a book or watch ski/BMX videos until I can't keep my eyes open anymore, then I close my laptop and put it on my floor, or turn off my lamp and put my book on my bedside table.

 

[SKETCHY_D]

i knew this would be the first comment, why?..... cuz i was thinking the same thing

 

[jason...]

if you can cash a decent sized bowl (.2-3ish) in one toke, that is all you need.

 

[[evan]]

In order.

1. Piss

2. Wash face

3. Remove contacts

Then

4. Scuddle down the stairs and acquire nom nom

5. Watch/Check YT for new PhillyD videos

And usually just browse the internet on mi computer

 

[Deluge]

make a sandwich

 

[blackoutbill]

You don't really need a hand

 

[dmc12380]

1. take a shot of piss.

2. smoke a cig.

3. shave my beard.

4. brush my hair.

5. sleep with my head where my feet should be.

 

[SlimDunkin.]

Hah maybe for you, up in VT were on that shwag shit. Shitty outs, I wish I could take a .3er to the face and be set. I always forget other states have different weed.

 

[jason...]

not from the states, british columbia born and raised

 

[the_moderaper]

High ritual:Fall asleep

Sober ritual:

Pee

Brush teeth

Clean and put in retainer

Take contacts out

wash face

Get in bed and let my mind wander.

 

[SlimDunkin.]

Ill be honest, I wish I was you.

 

[Milksteak]

Pretttttttty sure that makes you a borderline alcoholic.

 

[Chupacabraj]

spoon under my pillow, sleep at the opposite end of my bed, lampshade upside down, clothes inside out, and shades closed. everytime i wake up after doing this theres snow on the ground. magic?

 

[SkiThe603]

Blaze, munchies, teeth brushed and sleep

 

[las.]

i spend literally about 2 minutes pushing the fridge door until im certain its closed so i can go to bed in comfort knowing it wont open up in the middle of the night and make all my food go bad. same thing with taps, when it stops dripping i will leave. ocd as fuck, i know

 

[iSmokeweed]

1. Cig2. Brush Teeth/wash face

3. fap

4.???????

5. profit

6. sleep

 

[J.M]

sounds fun

 

[rareison]

Watch ski edits on my iPod Nano.

 

[.Apex.]

turn on the fan... enjoy breeze... sleep

 

[Sno.]

If you live until you're 80, you'll have spent over 40 days of your life making sure the refrigerator is shut.

 

[Chupacabraj]

someone paid attention in algebra

 

[J.M]

hahahaha oh my

 

[Jaimee.]

Make sure my door is locked

double check that the windows in the living room are closed

get a glass of water

shut off lights (except I always leave one on as I turn off another... so I don't have to walk to bed in the dark)

set alarms (yes, plural)

chug glass of water

read/go on internet

inevitably lay in bed thinking about stuff

fall asleep

nothing too spectacular

 

[skithesprings]

bong rip, strip, get in bed, stumbleupon till i can't keep my eyes open, set the laptop on the floor and drift into the sickest dreams...

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

haha everything is so much simpler

 

[cobra_commander]

Goes something like this...

bang chick.

kick her out

lock door

piss

check gat

try an ignore cat for 20 min

fall asleep.

 

[theabortionator]

troof

 

[.ALOC.]

i always have to take like 3 benadryl in order to sleep

 

[popNfresh44]

narrated by:

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

room organized

piss and brush teeth

internet

^ i must do all of those

 

[baethoven]

I guess the most common ritual between my roommates and are heated NHL 11 sessions whilst toking a bowl or two.

 

[Morgen.]

i have to have my humidifier on or i cant sleep. The sound just reminds me of home and makes me comfortable.

 

[baethoven]

That reminds me, I have to have a ceiling fan going or something making a rhythmic sound.