Beer

ive got beer in my fridge. it scares me. its called Terrible. it's terrible. i need a beer-chaser. its gotta be like the 141 of beers or something.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
 
beer is great

so are spirits

''So step up to the window and place your bets, is the US gonna keep breakin necks, or maybe its time that we impeach Tex and the military muscle that he wants to flex' - Beastie Boys

What?
 
I had busch light last night. Oh my god what is wrong with me? I was partying with friggin high schoolers dear lord

did that make any sense?
 
beer sucks drink hard liquor like a true nigguh

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
myself and a friend are start a 40 company, it's gonna be called destroyer beer, and it will be intense

GO FLAMES!!
 
yo should make extral alchohlic 40s like 15% alchohol

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

Guns N' Roses
 
owwwwwwwwww i just bit my toungue

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj
 
u are all pussies!

moonshine is where its at ......90% alcohol wat!

15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her.

-crystal-needs-a-park

 
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