Beer bottles and the human head

Lé.Skiing

Lé.Skiing

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so, last night i was getting sloshed, and i thaugh tit'd be a really smart idea to smash a beer bottle on my head, turns out it was a good idea cause it was close to getting me laid... too bad some basterd cockblocked me, not to mention stole the chick i was workin on... but anyways, yah i smashed a bottle on my own head, and all was fine and dandy till i felt wetness and shit rolling down my face, then i was like FUCK.. then people are like you're bleeding man, and i'm like i kinda guessed that and some were like holy fuck dude, youre bleeding!... and i was like i fucking know that... then others couldnet even get out the youre bleeding they were just like holy fuck! and one person fainted cause apparently i lost a fair amount of blood... and the bitch that tryed to help me knew fuck all about first aid, and wouldnt alow anyone else to help me, so i also kinda walked her through the whole process on how to stop my bleeding and shit, then she seen the gash and was like OMG you need stitches and i tried to convinve them i was fine but nope no one beleived me, ended up all i need was to get it glued shit... then i went back to teh party and drank mre, but after the bottle hit, everything went white for a seccond, and i felt a fair amount of pain for like 30 secconds, does that mean i had a concussion? i've never had one before i dont think, and i never passed out cause i never fell over... well any way any one else ever smashed a beer bottle over thier head?
 
you prolly got a minor concussion. Watch for signs of headaches that are persistent or worse than normal, forgetfullness, numbness, and blurred visoion. You are lucky that you didnt cause any internal bleeding!
 
i had a bottle smashed over my head before it sucks i needed 5 staples ande still have the scare. but i beat thwe living shit out of the guy who hit me so its all good.
 
ahhahah that's great

where did you get the insiration

the hitlist remix where that guy does it about twelve times?
 
thats what i was hoping to do, but i think i did ti wrong.. hahaha.. i was wearing ahat too when it happened... and my hat never got cut open but somehow my head did... kind of... weird...
 
oh yah and one of the gayest things ever, the stupid nurse thaught it'd be a good idea to glue the cut shut, and yah the gue is all in my hair , and its a pain in the ass to get out... so i'm not sure if it will just come out, cause i dont feel like shaving my head, i already have hair that isnt long enough yet, so i hope it just comes out
 
hahaha that story amused me. did you not know that you would get cut by breaking glass over your cranium?

but if you go to sleep and then dont wake up ever again then yes, i´d say that you have a concussion
 
well i went to sleep woke up, but i went to sleep, like 5 hours after it happened... it happened around liek 12 or so, and i never went to bed till like 5:00 in the morning or so
 
i may do stupid shit when i'm drunk, but you're a newb and have no say in anything cause people can rape you with their typing... and anotherthing atleast i drink booze... you god damn sober person...
 
your a fucking idiot what if you got glass stuck in your head? then what are you gona do then? you cant take it out cuase itll just bleed much worse.
 
i got hit in the head with an empty gatorade bottle and got gashed open. i was supposed to get stitches, but im to badass for that
 
This summer i worked with the guy who broke the bottle of JD over his head at the end of the fight for your right music video, that was interesting.
 
If you do it really hard it works. Apparently.

Haven't tried it yet... Last time I got that wasted I woke up with a crucifix carved into my chest. SO FUCKING WIERD.

It was crooked too. My friends wont tell me who did it, because I'd kill them.
 
first off your supposed to put a dime in the bottle and shake it arond untill it breaks the glass...second off it depends on the bottle thinkness for it to work too...if you cant concentrate today in glass thats a sign of concussion f you saw white you probaby had one too i cant really ask you if you remember the rest of the night and all that stuff cuz your drunk...but anyway you probaby had one and just try to rest and take some advil or over the counter pain killers and you should be fine if not then see a doctor
 
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