Beer Bong

i like drinking mine out of the bottle

funny beer bong story though...

me and 2 of my buddies went to home depot to get supplies to make a beer bong. we asked the first guy we saw if he had any suggestions and he said, "ya, drink it out of the bottle." so the guy who ended up helping us find everything's name was Bru, i found that ironic.
 
I dont know...for some reason I just love bonging my beer. Not because im an alcoholic that likes to get fucked up fast..its just better I guess
 
my older bros are in college and they made a two story beer bong adn there was a lot of pressure from all of the beer
 
ive been drinking for 3 years, but ive never shot gunned/beer bonged a beer. How do you open your throat? I feel like if i tried the beer would just pour all over the place because it wouldnt go down my throat fast enough
 
shitty beer:

Keystone

Coors

any 40

and even PBR

goes in the beer bong

good beer:

Fat Tire

Ska Brewing

Newcastle

Easy Street Wheat

many others

drunk and enjoy and take your time.

I love a good lil beer bong hit just when Im getting a little sleepey. wakes you right the fuck up!
 
no how about this

Shitty beer: Anything from the states

Good beer: anything from anywhere else outside the states (especialy canada, muuummm Kokanee, Molson Honey.....soo good. There is no bad beer in canada)
 
a lot of microbreweries from new england have some really nice beer. But, you are right. All the major stuff kinda sucks. But you knwo what, it does the job so i dont mind
 
i think the only one i mentioned not from the states is newcastle. and you would be a fool to call the others mentioned not good beer.
 
No way

^ok why>

the funnel if well built is a fine piece of machinery, clear hose so you can view the golden liquid as it approaches you, a solid valve so you can hoist it into position it aloft before you start without fear of losing any beer - the ability to be made with cheap hardware store parts, the ability to be expandable put many hoses and many valves on and the whole crew can down a 24 together!

lets hear the counter argument. my team's funnel - BLACK DEATH - will kick any bongs ass.
 
^Ohhhh your talking different. One of my red-neck freinds told me that funneling was cutting a 2L pop bottle in half and pouring it into that. Ok your funnel sounds pretty dope.
 
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Sunny D bong baby.
 
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