Beef Jerky

anitaskis

anitaskis

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I'm trying to break the world record for shitting leather handbags

In order to do this I've been eating tonnes of this stuff.

Does anyone know of anything else I can eat to get the same effect?

I'm starting the BEEF JERKY posse

as in Make mine a good BEEF JERKING lover

I don't expect many people will join
 
so you mean you have rockhard shit? everyone knows you eat fibre and drink water for that... drink metamucil!
 
what the fuck is your problem?

uhh why would you want to eat beef jerkey adn shitt leather handbags?

do you really have nothign else to do with your life?
 
I had a friend who roomed with me freshman year. We went to Cancun with a bunch of peeps and he wanted to slim down. He ate nothing but Jerky, nuts and Odwalla's for two weeks and dropped 10 pounds. He smelled like shit tho, and farted constantly.
 
i love beef jerky, just not checking my poop. do you poke it to make sure it is the right texture as a leather hand-bag? ewwwww. i know when i poop i want to flush it as fast as i can cuz it smells like doo doo.
 
my drug dealing roommate freshman year didn't work out but he would eat that protein powder shit straight from the jar, he smelled like a fucking barnyard and you could actually smell him coming down the hall.

he also didn't shower... he pretended to but would come back completely dry.
 
just a question, do you sift your poop, like with one of those little kiddy beach tools? cuz thats gross if you do. i still stick with what i said before. poop, and flush, FAST!
 
not to be a dick homie but were you here when she was around? im pretty sure your join date was after this thread was made...
 
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Yummmmmm
 
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