Beastly Rails in WA

that's not evn urbn skin

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
they had two pvc ghetto rails and had some snow from the ice rink. not really urban no. i was stuck at work. watching them through the window!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
well hey, it was fun for me! i like filming

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
i really like how no one calls me

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
hey, callie was there, i woulda invited u, but i didnt have your number...although interestingly enough, i have kevins numero

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
and she didn't invite any of us!!!! shows how much she likes us! not inviting sean and i to do some jibbin on OUR OWN TURF!!!

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
dont feel bad, this is only a website. i hate pvc. we shold make a real urban jib sooon

COC sesh E
 
haha sorry kev, but the truth hurts...

just jokin, haha well i actually totally forgot that u and sean worked there, or i woulda called

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
LIAR!

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
if you place foot on the property again, we'll call the cops i swear to god you bitch.

the guy who was 'concerned' about your knee only wants to get in to your pants. trust me. no guy is really 'concerned'.

since nobody asked me about my rail incident that I was slyly trying to bring up again, I'll bring it up myself:

Last year me and kev were trying to get some good shots of my doing a rail at Juanita in my soap shoes. he was takin a break from filming while i was just practicing. once i went to hit it, completely missed my footing, and landed full force on the rail (the rail is about 5 inches taller than my inseam). I went home with a bleeding scrotum which I then iced with a bag of peas. The ball sac is not a nice place for a scab, cause whenever you walk, it likes to tear open again. Took a good whole god damn month for it to heal, and there is still a scar. That beats chris's teeth. haha

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be aware, ski with care
 
oh god not this story again!!! the sad thing is that i read it anyways.

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
skiing isn't fun

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
Ahahahhahahaaaaha, i spent seriously 1 minute laughing over that sean, hahaaa, and on SOAP SHOES!! Ahhhahahaaa....heeehehehahahhaaa. Dude, post the footage of that stupidness, i really need a good laugh. Again. Ahahahaahahaha....

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
haha sean ouch..but feel lucky the whole thing didn't like rip off. My p.e. teacher ripped half his sac off on a hook thing when he was stepping down from a bench thing and fell....let's just put it this way..he carried his nut all the way to the nurses office....

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
it wasn't being filmed rowen. can you not read?

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
how am I lucky? I'm sure the pain wouldn't have been much worse, and then they would've been gone for good! no more depo-provera or whatever the fuck for cindy! fucking testicles, who the fuck made these things up? you want proof god doesn't exist? The fugliest snagliest mushiest most sensitive and hairy thing in the world.....the ball sac. and its always in the way. i can't wait till i'm old enough that its socially acceptable to have them lobbed off, hahahahaha.

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be aware, ski with care
 
haha thats an awesome goal sean...can't u see it now? u at 65 with no ball sac...makes you wanna squeal with happiness doesnt it?

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
there's that asianness again! the word is YOU not the letter U!!!! hahahahahaha

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
she must've typed one of those funny asian characters on her special asian keyboard, and it showed up as a u. i've seen it a ton of times.

hahaha, now that we've actually met you in person christine, and you're an official friend, the racial slurs/jokes/hate crimes (hate crimes? what?) are gonna start flying! we need to get paul on here, he's coming to the expo to buy new clothing.

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be aware, ski with care
 
better watch your back cracka! no dissin the SpEcHeL asian keyboard haha

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
so can we tie her up to a post in the middle of a field and kill her now?

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
hey, since i'm 'an official friend' u cant do that. what now yo haha..umm wow..that was not even funny..ok..i'm done...

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Snowboarding Is For Little Fat Kids
 
i've been called a cracka!!! hahahah, oh man i'm so white it hurts.

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be aware, ski with care
 
Hey have you guys been to Woodin Elementary in Woodinville? They have a pretty good rail (yes it's an actual rail this time...over stairs) that my friends went for this last weekend...i couldnt go tho cuz i didn't have a car...:( urban assault haha right..

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Snowboarding Is For Little Fat Kids
 
How many garbage cans full of shavings or snow do you guys think one would need for a short on ramp, booter, and small landing?

 
here's what ya do:

get a piece of plywood, nice and thick, about 3 feet by 4 feet maybe. cover it in astroturf. take some cinder blocks, and stack them up, and set the board/astroturf on them. theres your jump. you just need snow going up to it, and the astrotuf holds the snow on the board. and when it melts, the turf is still pretty slippery, but you can always add more snow, or soap maybe.

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be aware, ski with care
 
yeah why the hell don't you tell us about these rails before they happen so that we can go harass them and really show them how to do rails!

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
kevin...... you gonna show them 'how to do rails?'

not sayin i could, just saying you couldn't. but we could still go and be like 'bitch, i'm eating a hamburger, bitch' and they'd all be intimidated and leave like we used to whenever there were people on twintips at alpental.

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be aware, ski with care
 
sssshhhhhhh im trying to make a point!!! but i wanna try one.

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
haha thats so great sean, 'bitch, i'm eating a hamburger, bitch' you guys should seriously do that...but i'll be sure to tell you when they're doin it next Kevin....so you can show off your mad steez on tha railz yo....show em up and ride away bein like 'fo sho'...haha u all just witnessed my sad attempts at rhyming

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Snowboarding Is For Little Fat Kids
 
ride away.......on the lawn at NKCC. he'd come off the rail, turn back and say 'bitches, what. thats how you do a rail' then look forward again to ski off in the distance.....but hes on grass so he just sits there in this position:

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haha, remember the picture of kevin? 'eject, eject!!' ahhahaa... where is that?

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
eject? don't remember that one, theres so many ejections from kevin.....shitty bindings (skiing)

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eject? i think rowen is full of sheite again. WATA!!! and at first i thought sean said ejactulations. there have been many of those as well. probably too many to count. skiing makes me so horney!

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
the 5 footer at the bottom of the pipe at 'Central Park v1.0' (beginiing on the season when it was all mud) and the 15 or whatever....the long straight at west.

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either the down kink at baker or the little triangle/a frame one at snowqualmie. but the down kink at snowqualmie was fun, but they didn't have it up for very long.

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
i got to eastlake and we got a few narly ass rails at my school when it snows ima hit um up.

Go Big and Die!
 
The 120ft rail at bothell high is far to long and it changes direction. in central kitsap i saw a 42 stair 7 kinked handrail that was 1 huge bent pipe. it was insane. another rail is at arrowhead elementary. at the back theres a sweet 30ft doble kink

I've Got a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell
 
i was at newport high on friday night (football game) and there was like a 30-40 7-9 kink rail. beastly

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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.
 
Your name sucks NWBakerBoy.

There are about 7 or 8 good rails around here in town, and they just put up a sweet new one in front of the new Comm building at WWU.

 
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