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rugbydave

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Last year during the playoffs me and a buddy from work decided to grow playoff beards in suppport of the Canucks. My gf at taht time hated it, but soldiered on anyways. As soon as I quit that job to move up to whis, I shaved. One week later the Canucks were outta the playoffs and my gf dumped me. This year I'm growing the bars in support of the Habs(cause I'm orig from mtl) and nothin's gonna make me shave. Do all chicks hate that kinda stuff though?

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if she's ditches you purely based on the fact that you have a couple weeks of scruff, she wasn't worth your time to begin with.

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thing is she always bitched about the scruff, but left after after. It was like a sign that I should never shave during playoffs.

I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
 
handlebars rule, the habs look so sweet sportin the bars, that's why they won their first round series.

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Have sex with hot chicks.

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i let my bf grow a beard all the time...and i even let him and encouraged him to shave off the beard into a pervert mustache. it was hot.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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handlebars kick ass - so white trash

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

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personally I'm not into beards, but if it was just for the playoffs that would be ok. especially in honour of the canucks, cause I'm a HUGE fan.

 
no one would know if i didnt shave for the length of the playoffs

felt like a big man pushing that kid around!

shes talking to her invisible friend, God

adrian
 
i could care less if my bf shaves. i just think its gross when there are like 14 year olds who grew their first mustache and they are so proud, so they dont shave, but the hair is so fine and thin so its gross....i dont know if that made any sense

Arggg...I am a pirate!
 
Happy to report the bars are growin' stronger every day...

I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
 
everytime me and my cousins know we have to see our grandmother we grow out the beards, she hates it.

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
i make fun of all the immigrants who sport the dirty sanchez...and they still dont shave it off.

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isn't a dirty sanchez when you fuck a chick in the ass and then wipe your dick on her upper lip afterwards?

'i' before 'e' except in Budweiser
 
^ yes but thats not the point.... It is my sole purpose in life to grow a huge grizzly adams beard... at this point i would take it over a girlfriend..... all i think about in life are skiing, girls, and enormous facial hair... wow i cant wait

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