Bear on Trampoline

MistaSkier

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Did anyone else see this on the news? It's so funny looking. A bear was in a tree, so they put a trampoline under the tree, expecting the bear to just fall into it. Then they shot the bear with a tranquilizer dart. It fell out of the tree onto the trampoline, and then the trampoline launched it into the air and it landed on its head on the ground next to the tramp. It's so funny looking though, a limp bear just flying through the air, hitting the trampoline, flying up again, and then just smacking its head on the ground. Oh, and the bear was okay, too, as the newscasters repeated billions of times.

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i saw that shit, laughed my ass off for 5 minutes

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anyone know if there is a clip on the web?

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yea, i want to see this.

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Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
thats funny.

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i watched it on the news i still think the bear broke his neck heh

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that was fucking hilarious...it looked fake though...don't know why, it just looks fake to me

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that was so funny.

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haha...funniest shit ive seen in a while!

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Yah, they must not jump on trampolines much.

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hahahah thats fuckin awsome lol haha that looks like me really drunk on the tramp when i fell on the fence and fucked my back up lol

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I seriously laughed for about 2 minutes when that was on the news.

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Fucking hilarious, thats all ive got to say about it, even my dad laughed so that says a lot about how funny it was

 
whoops meant to post to phrosty sorry little ewok

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fuckin pussy shoulda gone for a grab atleast.

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ooh..and the tramp catapolts him before sending him off to the grasss...

thats hilarious

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yeah i saw the bear, frickin hilarious. as above, i too laughed for like 5 minutes...

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tat was great!

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poor bear smashed its nose in. freakinhilarous though

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ahahahaa they didn't even need the tramp there he still fell just as far to the grass!

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that is awesome.

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