Bear Grylls Is A Huge Joke

for all we know, he might check a survival guidebook off camera each time he apparently "knows" which plant are edible.

Also, if his raft building and mustang lassoing feats were hoaxed, how do we know his cameraman isn't simply holding a compass to show Bear his bearings.

He still may be a badass person (anyone in the SAS is), but his show is simply a show and much of it is an act. Off camera he can do whatever he wants and clearly does break character when they aren't filming.
 
I hate Bear Grylls with a passion. Like the time when he had to fall from like 20 feet when he got stuck in a tree, but they only showed the last 5 feet of his fall.

OR the gayest thing ever, he thought he heard a bear (a.k.a. bob the cameraman taking a shit in the woods by his tent) so he supposedly ran all through the night with a bear chasing him for like eight hours, then he jumped off a 40 foot cliff into the water.

Bears can run like 30-50 mph, but no bear grylls can run 60 mph for hours on end i guess. So,if you evr hear a bear, no we all know to run from it and jump off a random cliff into water, because we all know that bears are afraid of water and can't swim. or follow a drowning person 20 feet downstream.
 
*I didn't really clarify on the falling from a tree part. Why did they only show the last five feet? because that's all they he fell, god forbid bear grylls be put in any REAL danger, however slight.

It is easy to believe that bear gryll's is beating survivorman in the ratings because most people like that played out, overlydramatic, but totally fake bullshit. most people are too ignorant to see how Badass Les Stroud is. He literally starves, dehydrates and generally destroys his body for a whole week.

Survivorman is the only way to go. I only watch man vs. wild to make fun of how blandly fake and played out it is.
 
real gay that he wasn't more upfront about this. but all the "insane" shit eh does where there are conviently 10 different camera angles lets you know it was planned out beforehand.

this is fuckign gay. but

he really is a badass.

he should drop this faggotry and do man vs wild without fakign ti, he could pull it off pretty easily, and it would be so legit, maybe a little less retarded (jumping into ice water to show how to survive etc.) but would still be badass and more entertaining than les' approach.
 
undoubtedly, i am sure if he really WAS lost in the woods for a week or something, he would have no trouble surviving. I know he is really an expert outdoorsmen. I guess the only thing i have against him is his corny show.

Also, if he was lost somewhere without camera's around, he wouldn't do stupid pointless shit. if bear gryll's and i had a surviving contest he would win and i would die, if les stroud and bear grylls had a surving contest les would fucking own.

Also Bear gryll's can drink water squeezed straight from a pile of elephant shit without puking so that is badass in a sense.
 
^hahah your last comment gave me a funny idea.

maybe bear will just go in the complete opposite direction and will ocmbine shows with the wildboyz and just do retarded and gross shit. bear woudl eb a solid addition to wildboys, he woudl get along with amnny and would be the guy who does legit shit liek david weathers. haahha
 
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