Bear Grillz vs, Chuck Norris

dude they could never fight each other. they'd see the potential for world domination and join forces for evil.
 
survivor man is a pussy.. and some of the shit on the bear grillz show is fake and lame... when he was in the rockies he jumped in the river and was supposed to be using his backpack for flotation when you could clearly see a life jacket under his sweatshirt... and he makes everything so over dramatic

im gonna go with chuck
 
Survivorman doesn't have a camera crew giving him food every time the camera goes off. Bear Grillz is an Adrian Brody look alike english queer.
 
^^Yeah, it makes sense that bear gets food from the camera people, that's probably why he ate a live snake, and a raw raven's egg, shell and all!!! Believe me, I know what kind of snake he ate and it's for god damn sure that no one in the world would eat that thing unless they were literally starving. Not even fucking birds eat that kind of snake their natural defense is to literally shit all over the place when you pick them up, bad things dude bad things.
 
i just watched bear grillz's show. it's so fucking fake it's appaling. He was saying how inexperienced skiers could trigger avalanches on the corn he was skiing (he sucks at skiing, by the way) and everything is extremely dangerous. Survivorman is a pussy.

Chuck norris owns all.
 
bear is a fucking fake in his "alaska" epesode it was talking about how he was "literaly miles from the north pole" when he was in jeauno alaska. and then later he was hearing shit saying it was probably a moose and they dont even have moose down there
 
chuck norris, in all reality he would win even tho hes old hes extremely healthy and his old school kick boxing along with his brazilian jiu jitsu(yeah he does brazilian jiu jitsu) brown belt(brown belts are good at jiu jitsue to) would be enough to win in a fight against survivor man and bear grillz.
 
Bear over hypes all the situations he is in...always saying "This is impossible, but here, i'll show you how to do it"...another note about him...during the credits, they put up the names of the professionals who tell him what to do during situations for the episode...he does all the stuff, but he has some guidence.

btw...bear couldn't even hold chuck norris's jock.
 
I also never have heard of Bear Grillz.

A quick google search yielded this

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So I vote for Chuck Norris.
 
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