Beans gives me explosion diarrhea.

[gangsteeze101]

hahahaha yea dat would b nasty but if you made her take a shower first or sumthin then itd be tasty

 

[sn0wbl0w]

wow

 

[freestyler540]

so you're jelous, right?

 

[mothaeast]

respect for sharing that.

 

[Big5hifty]

i love old threads from before i was on ns

bump

 

[Chickendodo]

I don't. GTFO.

 

[Delphi]

I don't know what would possess you to post such a story. Have fun repelling the opposite sex for the rest of your life.

 

[eastside]

damn son, 137lbs, dis beezey is fat.

 

[BC.]

girls don't pewp its science

 

[beezey]

No i'm beezey. haha. 137 isn't big though. thats only like 15lds heavier then i and i'm like 5'2 shes a light girl

 

[pommes_vertes.]

This thread angered me in 2006, and it does now. Seriously, enough with the "girls don't poop" shit. Of course they do. Be real.

 

[theabortionator]

lovely story

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

Could be worse I've been spending al day on the porcelain throne next to my best bro who is also spending all day on the other porcelain throne, we ate something really bad last night and now we have been on a continues shit spree.

I seriously can't walk away for more then a minute.

I've seriously plastered the walls of the toilet in this incredibly thick layer of light brown excrement.

 

[Deluge]

TMI

 

[I_Am_Mod]

every story where the word shit is directly followed by shot/shoot is guaranteed to be epic, it's kind of like an unwritten rule ...

 

[Ben.]

OH MY GOD ITS ANITASKIS!!!! THROWWWW BACKKKKKKKKK!

 

[Hughes]

 

[Dock.Ellis]

That story made my night

 

[.sage.]

I was so turned on until I found out this was a pinkname.....

 

[.sage.]

I was so turned on until I found out this was a pinkname.....

 

[act.resist]

oh dear god

 

[rareison]

This thread....

 

[JHendrix]

 

[.sage.]

dub post...fuck me

 

[yuck]

i feel bad for whoever had to sit on that toilet and get your poo residue all over them

 

[theabortionator]

I don't. They should feel lucky, even honored.

 

[whoa-dere]

pasta give3s me the wortst farts ever

 

[Matt_Rossi]

quality bump for a quality thread