haha, I took that from the Comedy Central show, Strangers With Candy, where they spoofed MADD with a group called MMAD and pronounced it like "Muh-Mad"
I went with
Koalas
Hate
Dogs
Because
Dogs
Can
Mate
It was for my biology class, I had to come up with something other than the typical "King Henry Died Before Drinking Chocolate Milk".