Battle of 1814

[Steel_Rabbit]

In 1814 we took a little trip along with Col. Jackson down the mighty Mississip

We took a little bacon and we took a little beans and we caught the bloody British at a town in New Orleans

We fired our guns but the British kept a coming, there wasn't as many as there was awhile ago

We fired once more and they began a runnin', down the mississippi to the gulf of Mexico

We looked down the river and we see the British come, and there must've been a hundred of 'em beatin on the drum

They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring

we stood beside our cottonbells and didn't say a thing

We fired our guns but the British kept a coming, there wasn't as many as there was awhile ago

We fired once more and they began a runnin', down the mississippi to the gulf of Mexico

Old Hickreet said we could take em by surprise if we didn't fire our muskets till we looked em in the eyes

we held our fire till we see their faces well, then we opened up our squirrel guns and really gave em weeeellll weee

We fired our guns but the British kept a coming, there wasn't as many as there was awhile ago

We fired once more and they began a runnin', down the mississippi to the gulf of Mexico

Yah they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles and they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go

they ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em down the Mississippi to the gulf of Mexico

We fired our cannons till the barrels melted down so we got an alligator and we fought another round

We filled his mouth with cannonballs and pattered his behind and when we dust the powder off the gator lost his mind

We fired our guns but the British kept a coming, there wasn't as many as there was awhile ago

We fired once more and they began a runnin', down the mississippi to the gulf of Mexico

Yah they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles and they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go

they ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em down the Mississippi to the gulf of Mexico

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[--J()nes--]

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[SkierX]

haha, either Jones hates reading, or hes british, or possibly both. I read a bit. Not all. If you wrote that yourself, props for giving a history lesson in a catchy ryhme.

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[Maximumsushi]

Johnny Horton RULES. My flat did that song at a Karaokee contest.

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-Dan