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Canadian_kicker

Canadian_kicker

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i never knew that if you licked the positive end of a battery you get a charge.. lol has anyone done this....?? the things you learn in bc...

be wild. live wild. ski wild
 
hahah yeah we did that at school a couple days ago

Where does all the white go when the snow melts?

I'm like a chocoholic, but for alcohol

“Whiskey. Any kind.” — Kristi Leskinen
 
HAHA, yah when I was like 8 one of my friends says 'Tim man, put this on your tongue!' he's like 14 and I thought he was the shit so I'm all like yeah man, bring it on I'm all for it and ZAP, haha, they laughed at me lots.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
yeah we taped 2 6 volt batteries together and attached wires and sutck them on my friends tounge....he like freaked out, it was funny shit...he had to like drink a whole bunch of water cause he tounge felt all weird

'God's watching me do #2? God's a pervert!' Family Guy
 
HAHA, I did it like just after I sent my last post and it STILL hurts, lol, oh man, this is gonna hurt for hours, lol, stiiiiiink

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
HAHA, yah dude, my tongue is all good now, I went to bed shortly after my last message and it seemed to go away after a while, yah, doesn't hurt anymore, hehe, sweeeeet, time to do it again, what a rush!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
hahaha tim u crazy...::*stands up*:: 'Hi, my name is Tim and I'm addicted to licking batteries'

'God's watching me do #2? God's a pervert!' Family Guy
 
JHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Don't hassle man, never ever make fun of people who're less fortunate than you!!! HAHA, oh man, you're quite right though, heck, lol, I'm an addict!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
What is really strange is if you take them and put em on your braces (if you have them). sometimes you get shocked, not always though...-

Taylor

Tele-Jibber

~ Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider ~
 
ya I did that when I had braces...it was funny...depending on like how moist ure mouth is I think u get shocked or not....cause if its not moist I just think it runs through the metal and u dont really feel it

 
FUCK!!!! Just did it again, DAMNIT!!! RRRRRRR, FUCK, haha, ooowwwww!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
Somebody take those damn batteries away from him, before he kills himself!

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'We shall eat. Come.' - Yoda
 
haha.. this one time, at band camp..... oh, hang on wrong story. Oh yeah, once i found this voltage converter thing which dropped the wall socket voltage of 240V down to 9V.. so i figured yeah, a 6V battery on my tongue doesn't hurt too much, 9V should be fine.... little did i know that it's actually the current level that determines wether it hurts or not....... it hurt. alot.

 
hehe when that movie came out. i played the flute.. hehehehe

um yeah. batteries are fun.. but i have never licked one. fuck i only hard about it from ryan. cause he was dumb enough to do it as a kid.

be wild. live wild. ski wild
 
are you calling me a kid??? haha, spose

ooooh, battery sitting not 10cm away, must....not.....lick.....battery, guys, take it away, aaaaaahhh, mustn't do it, noooooo........

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
DON'T DO IT TIM...IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!!!

it's too late, we lost him.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

~member or - Newschoolers Hooters (only male member in the band)~

'You weren't calling me a 'loser' the other night...I believe the word were: Oh God Steph.' Stephie - Jeff Thomas' gf

 
no....... dude........might just.......just about......maybe......not do it........maybe........uurrrrrrggggghh

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
Tim...I swear to god dude if u lick that battery one more time your looking at a long road to recovery...I've developed a rehab plan for u

1) become amish!

 
haha, how's that gonna cure me dude, FUCK, oh damnit, arrrrrrrgh, who was it that said do it one more time, OWWW, you bitch!! HAHA, aaaahhh, hehe, sorry dude, haha, I love you really, can't even remember who told me to do it, haha, this rehad bullocks thing better work.

I'll give up lickin' batteries but I'm no quitter, lol

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 


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How about it I just snowball you everytime you lick?

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'We shall eat. Come.' - Yoda
 
poor tim. i think you should busy your mouth with sarah's mouth that way you cant lick battery, without giving her a charge too. which would most definatly result in a bitch slap. its a flawless plan

be wild. live wild. ski wild
 
totally flawless, no negatives at all! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, please excuse my phatt pun, yah, thanks Cryss, I'll try that, lol.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
hahahaha! falloutboy, your story almost made me choke to death on a popcorn chicken...

Voltage is the amount of pressure difference between two areas (in this case one metal slot in the wall plug to the other) all the converter did was decrease the difference, the current (in amps) remained the same... You are lucky you didnt kill yourself! hahahahahaha...

-Andy

Rice A Ronie, You know what you doing!

Free Coast Freeride Team
 
HAHA, glad someone noticed the positive side of it!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH! LOL!!!!!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
HAHAHAHAHA! It's been too since we've had some good puns!

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'We shall eat. Come.' - Yoda
 
hahaha tim your puns are quite shocking.

you could say they give me a real charge. (laughs like an 80 year old man)

'What's wrong with the ceiling?'

'You're hitting it with a golf club'
 
oohhhhhh i get it noww

haha

good one dspin9

lol amish people are funnie.. no offence or anything.. but they wouldn't be reading this anyways... unllessssss...

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
When I was amish, we used to eat batteries every thursday.

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'We shall eat. Come.' - Yoda
 
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!! I wanna be Amish!! That'd AMP me up!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, It'd send a current through my veins, tee hee hee. ahhh, haha, stink

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
I've been away so I haven't seen this thread yet, and no one even noticed I was gone *sniff*. I like your idea very much though Cryss! Tim knows that anytime he wants to get over his battery charge addiction he can get his cute butt over here to my special rehab clinic!!!

 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, shiiiiiiiiiiiite, hehe. HAHA, Sarah hun, I totally knew you were gone, I missed you!! hehe, and be expecting me in about 20 mins ok?

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
HAHAHA! how did i overlook this thread? hehe. yeah tim, i think you need to get on this addictions tail right away. it could be life threatening. and i am sooo so glad that sarah has offered to help...in numerous ways....

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PhattTim: I......AM........A......HOT........CHICK!

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'tim are we having some issues you want to talk about?

I mean wanting to change your sex is cool and all,

but it's just not, uuhhh cool.' - rebel

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BlinKbaBe182x6: shes CHOKING ON MY DILDO

 
Oh... man...so..funny...chick...at...library...giving...my..supressed...laughing..wierd..look... HAHAHAH!!!!

Uh, so, if you lick just the positive end of a battery it... AHHHH!!! FOCKER!!!

Dam, chick giving me really wierd look now.

THPHTBH!!

~~Phucking Phat Pharting Phoser~~
 
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, what a reject!!! LOL!!!!!! Tak you da man brah!!! HAHAHAHA

But you aren't allowed to come to Sarah's rehad clinic!! That's just for me, aye Sarah! hehe

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
it shows... hahaha and about charges.. i used to be a camp counselor at my farm. and well we do 'electric fence testing' hehe this is soo mean. but whatever.. so you have a bunch of 7-13 year olds.. and you turn off the fence and 'show them' how to test the fence you know stick your hand on it etc.... so i shows them (fence is off) and pretend to get a very minimal shock.. if they were bright enough to really think about it. a minimal shock aint gonna do jack shit to stop a horse.. soo... you tell them its their turns now. and no one wants to do it first.. so you get them to all hold hands (about 8 of them) and you get the ones at each end to hold the fence.... then you go turn the fence on quick and its this electric shock chain..... most fall over.. its great...... then they attack you but. meh... i can run away. dunno why i said this. i guess im just all charged up

be wild. live wild. ski wild
 
Isn;t there a random thread for stuff like that?? lol, nah, that was pretty funny actuallly and you used a pun so it's aaaall good, haha, that's funny as hell actually, little smurfs getting zapped and falling over, tee hee hee

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
HAHA! i'll have to try that at my camp...hehe damn kids.

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PhattTim: I......AM........A......HOT........CHICK!

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'tim are we having some issues you want to talk about?

I mean wanting to change your sex is cool and all,

but it's just not, uuhhh cool.' - rebel

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BlinKbaBe182x6: shes CHOKING ON MY DILDO

 
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Anyways, mabye we should get Tim some Jello or something, calm him down, I always knew he was the kind to do that kind of stuff... Tim, wanna know whats more fun? Chew on a piece of Aluminum Foil if you have metal fillings, lol. I dont have any, but I heard its REAL cool...

-Andy

Rice A Ronie, You know what you doing!

Free Coast Freeride Team
 
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