Bathroom Wall Humor

gkenworthy

gkenworthy

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One thing I always enjoy, when using a public bathroom, is the writing that people put on the walls... They are often funny, disgusting, but more or less highly entertaining. Some of the funnier ones.

Here I sit, broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance
Tried to fart and shit my pants.

I once met a girl named Ester
She said to the man who undressed her
The better holeis behind
The front one is beginning to fester.

Does anyone like reading these at batthrooms? Do girls write things like this in their bathrooms? Any funny ones you can remember?

 
in my bathroom in my school the top one is exactly like yours!

the last one goes like this:

You can erase my pencil you can cover up my pen but holy shit the potty poem has struck again.

its retarted and some werido has like the top 10 hottest girls in out school hahahaha
 
I put loads of random freebee stickers in one of the cubicles of my school and got loads of other people to do the same in that cubicle, it was pretty sick by the end of the year because it was nealy all covered, now they probably got it all off.
 
not a bathroom wall

but a pay phone at the bowling ally

"read the note"

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one place ive been in had "rules" next to the toilet

one was

"if you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"
 
oh ok well up at my condo at the pool house theres one carving that says every saturday night 10:30 come here for dome... and let me tell you i will not show up there between thehours of 10:00 on throught the night
 
i got a few...

if at first you don't succeed

then fuck the world and smoke some weed

also-

here is to the wound that never heals

the more you rub it the better it feels

and no soap this side of hell

can get rid of that damn fishy smell
 
Some Come To Shit And Stink

Others Come To Sit And Think

I Come To Scratch My Balls

And Read The Bull Shit On The Walls
 
i like having a conversation with a friend in a public bathroom, and leaving without them knowing when someone else comes in. gold
 
haha thats a good one.

when i was in middle school the bathroom walls would just say who hooked up with who at the school.

a lot of girls would write really mean stuff about other girls or some would write ______ is so hot!
 
haha, once i was in the bathroom at the school, and on the wall it said

"For a Good Time call -------, ask For Katie"

I thought it was hilarious because it was my best friends phone number, and his sister is Katie.
 
this one time i went to a concert and on the way home stopped at wendy's, in the stall it said "baconator one. toilet zero"
 
"theres a bomb in the toilet"

there was one at this restroom at some park ware you have to pay like 25cents to use it, it was hilarious, about having to pay to shit and getting to the toilet and not being able too, but it had a sweet rhyme to it
 
once there was a piece of gum stuck to the wall and under it is said "dried jizzum". i thought it was pretty hilarious.
 
hahaha this always reminds me of that scene from Dumb and Dumber- when harry comes in on fire and knocks the guys that is raping lloyd out-classic
 
Someone had set up a game in the stall at my school where you try to hit certain objects for points. And to answer your question one time when I was new at the school I accidentaly walked into the girls locker room and it was unbelievably clean. Everything was organized and put away. It didn't smell like shit. No carvings. Nothing.
 
My favorite was written right above the bottom of the door (where there's a few-inch gap between the floor and the door):

"BEWARE LIMBO DANCER"
 
The bathrooms at school were always funny, i remember a stall that had "sluts:" and a list of a bunch of slutty girls, so funny.
 
haha that's a good one.

i don't have any, i've never seen anything remotely clever written on a bathroom stall, it's usually just curse words or initials
 
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