Bathroom Wall Humor

Quoting SteezeWhiz from Jul 12 2008 1:17:10:

For a good time call Sheniqua

Na Na Fo - Fo Fo Na Fa

(read it out loud to get it)
 
Dear Gus,

"Here I sit, broken hearted

Tried to shit but only farted.

Then one day I took a chance

Tried to fart and shit my pants."

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT? I SAW IT TOOOOO.

COULD IT BE WE TOOK A SHIT IN THE SAME STALL?

or just a common bathroom quote...
 
I once was here but now am not

went somewhere to smoke some pot

Left this here to make a point

Life's a bitch without a joint.
 
There once was a man from Bandoo

Who fell asleep in his canoe

He dreamed about Venus

With his hand on his penis

And woke up with a handful of goo
 
me n my moms were driving one time and we stopped at a rest stop. in the stall it said:

Andrews got a big dick and its all mine!

then, in like red sharpie, an arrow was drawn from the statement and said:

To infer possession, this statement needs an apostrophe.

right there i fucking lost it. maybe its one of those you had to be their things.
 
Not really that funny:

Alecs a dirty nigger

Alecs a dirty nigger

Alecs a dirty nigger

Alecs a dirty nigger

Alecs a dirty nigger

Alecs a dirty nigger

Alecs a dirty nigger

Alecs a dirty nigger

You get the picture
 
My school bathroom was the shit. There was stuff written on the stalls of how a kid hooked up with the librarian, how one girl got fucked by a dog, and there were two stalls in the locker room. Both stalls in the locker room were devoted to one girl. She is a slut, it has funny shit like megan fucked a retard in the home ec room, megan likes it when you pee in her butt, megan had a bush but the retard she fucked shaved it off. The worst part is, her father is the chief of police, and found out and was pissed.
 
As a prank, i guess, last year some kids locked the bathroom door, then i dont know what happened next but I guess they smeared shit all over the walls and wrote fuck and stuff, I mean kinda sucks for the person whos gotta clean it up, but if ur umb enough to write own the walls in your own shit who is the prank really on? anyways there was like a 600$ reward but no one cashed in on it.
 
girls bathrooms are so nice, no carvings and everything's decorated and clean and flowery and shit, no retarded kids who pull their pants down all the way at the urinal and no carvings of "FUCK" on the walls
 
a small red sticker with black wrighting eye level to the shitter "caution survalence camera in use"
 
In highschool we had one of those special kids that managed to be grouped with the normies, this was before they segregated them and assigned handlers, anyway he would always smear his shit on the wall and sometimes throw it at people under and over the stall, it got so bad when I would leave class to go to the bathroom I left the school and pissed in the woods or went to the church to shit, I got in trouble many times for leaving school grounds, my junior year I was expelled for taking a priests ruler and whipping the shit out of him with it, I’d had enough
 
Saw this in a portable toilet at a construction site today:

Here I sit

With my ass a hurtin'

Just gave birth

To another Albertan

I'm pretty new to Canada and have no idea if this is a commonly held view of inhabitants of Alberta outside of this area?
 
5782580:eheath said:
The bathrooms at school were always funny, i remember a stall that had "sluts:" and a list of a bunch of slutty girls, so funny.
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Not sure why you find that funny when you are the top of the list
 
hahah wtf, i dont think were viewed as such...

14317008:mystery3 said:
Saw this in a portable toilet at a construction site today:

Here I sit

With my ass a hurtin'

Just gave birth

To another Albertan

I'm pretty new to Canada and have no idea if this is a commonly held view of inhabitants of Alberta outside of this area?
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14316709:SavageBiff said:
In highschool we had one of those special kids that managed to be grouped with the normies, this was before they segregated them and assigned handlers, anyway he would always smear his shit on the wall and sometimes throw it at people under and over the stall, it got so bad when I would leave class to go to the bathroom I left the school and pissed in the woods or went to the church to shit, I got in trouble many times for leaving school grounds, my junior year I was expelled for taking a priests ruler and whipping the shit out of him with it, I’d had enough
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What did the priest have to do with the shit smearer kid lmao
 
Nothing. Mother fucker whacked my knuckles while I was sleeping and proceeded to wave it in my face as he told me I was getting my probably 50th 5 am detention, I lost it

14317279:deathvalley69 said:
What did the priest have to do with the shit smearer kid lmao
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I thought you were proud for beating a developmentally disabled kid with a ruler the first time I read this lmao then realized you dummied the priest. Nice.

14317317:SavageBiff said:
Nothing. Mother fucker whacked my knuckles while I was sleeping and proceeded to wave it in my face as he told me I was getting my probably 50th 5 am detention, I lost it
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Now I’m lmao…just the mental picture I know it’s wrong but shit?

nah contrary to my posts directed at skierman and a few others,I don’t abuse the handicapped.

And I’m not particularly proud of it now, I was all juiced up on creatine and teenage hormones and I hated school, I was a metal head in a catholic school, and I fuckin lost it and hated that place.

14317438:DesertStix said:
I thought you were proud for beating a developmentally disabled kid with a ruler the first time I read this lmao then realized you dummied the priest. Nice.
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Hahaha and that was the last day he ever smacked any kid on the knuckles with a ruler. Call it the “biff effect”

14317450:SavageBiff said:
Now I’m lmao…just the mental picture I know it’s wrong but shit?

nah contrary to my posts directed at skierman and a few others,I don’t abuse the handicapped.

And I’m not particularly proud of it now, I was all juiced up on creatine and teenage hormones and I hated school, I was a metal head in a catholic school, and I fuckin lost it and hated that place.
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Lol I actually heard it was the last, but at the same time, I never saw him hit anyone but me. He whacked a few desks, kicked a few desks, made kids stand in corner, real pita

14317465:DesertStix said:
Hahaha and that was the last day he ever smacked any kid on the knuckles with a ruler. Call it the “biff effect”
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