Bath Robes come with a pussy magnet!

[Poundtown]

Ok so a bunch of my rigger buddies are back this weekend. They got a room at the best western and i guess they hook you up with 2 bath robes and 2 sets of slippers. We had planned to go to this university party and I saw the perfect opportunity to show up in a bath robe and slippers. There was like 300 people in one house it was infucking sane and babes were all over me cause i was wearing a bath robe. And I made so many bros...

TRY IT!

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

i had to read that twice

 

[Poundtown]

ahhahahah

 

[PJS.]

did you *ahem* flat seven screamin semen?

 

[chuck_testa]

I lost

 

[Poundtown]

you wanna hear something fucked, some chick I've never seen before, didn't know her at all came up to me and asked are u the screamin semen guy, i was like WTF. thanks for reminding me lol

 

[yuck]

this story reminds me how much i fucking love university

only 1 week in but holy fuck i cannot portray the stoke factor in words. and im pretty drunk, all the time. and its great. i love it here.

 

[-emile-]

1: go to a party

2: go home with a girl

3: tell her to get comfy

4: get naked

5: she laughs

6: bang her

7: ????????

6: profit

note there a 2 possible outcomes in this scenario

 

[Skittle.]

...profit and profit greatly?

 

[wesley.]

the naked man works 2/3 times

 

[Shenanigans]

You can't beat those odds

 

[.spaghetticat.]

LOL

 

[elemeno89]

had to read this twice too, then got me thinking of this.

 

[DIX~]

I had to at least thrice

 

[J.M]

lol

 

[bootleg_BEN]

Should I go with the Heisman or the Burt Reynolds?