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chris_01

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last night my friends and i were banned from the movie theater for life. We used a credit card to buy Seniors($5/75 vs. $8.75) tickets at a ticket vending machine type thing. Well the ticket checker guy, Eric, is awesome and didnt care. we went upstairs and the bitchy manager asked to check our tickets. He was probably looking for underage kids going to an R movie. Well as he checked the first ticket, 'looks like we have a problem.' he checked mine, 'looks like we have another problem', next ticket 'you have a problem too', last ticket, 'we have four problems'. He proceeded to ban us for life and threaten that if we came back he would press charges. Everyone, even the rent-a-cop thought our scheme was brilliant, except for the manager of course. It was hilarious, it put the biggest smile on my face. We got our money back and they will forget who we are in a week so it was great.

In conlusion, because the movie theater is really greedy and doesnt offer student discounts on fridays and saturdays and they wouldn't take $5 instead $8 I will just download Phonebooth and they wont get any money. muwhahaha

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Happiness is a cigar called vagina.

 
haha. i too have been banned for life from many places

hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?

 
ahaha good shit for trying it bro, just write a letter to the manager bitching about it and tell him tho you have been banned for life you can seriously hurting his business by stopping the kids from your school going by telling them of your story and telling them his movie theater is terrible

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ahahah. good work. that sucks that you got caught. i always buy kids tickets at movie theaters and skiing. it works out pretty well, and i save tons of money. ahh, cheating the system...

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'It's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up. Everything is fuck, everybody sucks. You don't really know why, but you want to justify ripping someone's head off.'
 
the greatest thing to do at movie theaters is steal the life size posters and go out at night and set them in the middle of a non busy road and wait for a car to come. They skid like hell and get out and look around.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
I cant go back to Piazza Hut ever again...

www.spyder.com

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'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
hehe, getting banned from places is fun. I've got the lifetime ban from Stayner I.G.A. for stealing pop from their pop machine and stealing chips from the back of a truck while it was unloading at the store. I've gotten a lifetime ban from Blue Mountain Go-Carts for trying to steal a go-cart (tried ramming it threw the old fence at the back of the property)... and i've gotten a few more bans (they didn't say lifetime though, so it's not as funny) from Canadian Tire in Orangeville, Dixie Lee's in Stayner, two convenience stores in Stayner... oh, and this winter I was really close to getting the boot from Blue Mountain (probably for next winter too if they had of caught me... maybe all of Intrawest, but I didn't get caught, so it's irrelavent).

Darryl Hunt

'if you're going to smoke pot - don't do it in your car...' pig's last words to us when he pulled us over.
 
phoneboot = good movie... and... yeah.... your not that brilliant for that stunt you pulled anyway, infact.. you got caught... so you suck... most people do that, and the ticket guys dont care...

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When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
i know a guy who was banned from the mall cause he went streaking through it and got caught by security

Seize the carp
 
my friend is banned from tim horton cuz he went through drive thru drunk with a stray dog he found in the alley and when the drive thru window was open he stuffed the dog in and into the restaurant

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
they wouldnt let me into oldschool, cuz i am not 18, so i bought tickets to agent cody banks, and it was on one side of the theater, and i snuck into oldschool 007 style, i was rolling alongside the ticket counter, but just out of view, then i hopped the velvet ropes and made a dash for the movie, i didnt get caught

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
that dog thing was so funny hahaha i could just picture it...and the expression on the drive-thru operator's face would be GOLD

*All the 'Best Deceptions and the Clever Cover Story' awards go to You*
 
people here do steal so much stuff from tim hortons,all the bars are in one area and tim hortons is right beside it so they always get the bar rush of drunk crazy people,ive seen people walk in the back and steal a whole cake and stuff,one lady flipped out and started throwing shit cuz they didnt have the kind of donut she wanted,its nuts

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
i like the dog one too. poor employee

.::Jenny::.

Life can't get any better....

'I don't see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing'
 
my friend was banned from waterville's park. we went off the last jump which is the biggest and mooned everybody. then he tried to get onto the poma lift to get back up and the guy told him he should be glad that my friend wont be arrested for indecent exposer and told to leave. then me and 3 of my friends mooned the guy. he didnt say anything

i ride a 153 cuz im tiny, not cuz im gay. next year im getting a 165 or 169
 
i got banned from this little gay cafe thing down the block from, my house. i went in with two of my friends and we were kinda high and really drunk, they sadi that you had to be 18 or with your parents because some people stole their tip jar. i was hungry so i said i would sit on the floor and eat, the clerk thought i was being an ass so he told me to get out so i got off the floor and almost slipped on some water on the ground on my way up because i was drunk i started flailing my arms, on of these fast moving arms that just happoned to have a fist on the end caught the clerk in the jaw. the manager saw it ran out and started to sream at us so we just ran out and he yelled after us that if we came back he would call the 5-0.

 
you were leaving the gay porn theater and hit the clerk in the face???? my god it is true

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
this one time, i wrote down the f-word, fudge, and i almost got yelled at...

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im no longer allowed in three bowling alleys...one because the owner caught me climbing on his roof (i was getting some trash down and checkin out the view) another because i broke a machine by tossing a coke bottle in the gutter then bowling a ball down so it jammed/broke the machine, and the third because i got caught stealing three balls and a pair of shoes

-Craig (a.k.a. Boner)

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
thats a old old old scam

been done many o times

here is the best one i pulled in a theater.

me and about 8 friends or so are in line to get some movie tickets.

so about 3 of us get tickets and then they annouce they are sold out, therefore 5 of my friends dont have movie tickets.

so me and the two other people with tickets go into the theater, grab some seets, and then i take those 2 people tickets back up to my friends still waiting that didnt have tickets.

take them into the theater, gather up the tickets, and go get the rest of the friends.

repeated the process till everyone was in, shit was funny cause there was people sitting on the floor.

more people then seats.

try it sometime

its a good way to get a bunch of friends into a movie cheap to, just dont get caught

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
I got banned from Giant Tiger for stealing and lighting off fire cracker like things in their store. and a local gas station for stealing smokes.

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
ive been banned from all british columbia wal-marts for 4 years for going on the store intercom with my buddies and talking about random shit

 
i got banned from save on foods for opening up jelly bean dispensers which flow out onto the floor. then the clerk cleaned them up and i went back and poured them again...

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'Did you ever think that you would be this rich, did you ever think that you would have these hits, did you ever think that i'd flash the nine and walk off with your shit like its mine' 50
 
the theater thing wouldnt work here,they take your ticket and rip it up

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
i got banned from a bowling alley for saying 'jesus christ'

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
using the lords name in vain,shame on you,shame shame shame, you shall be condemned to hell and face the wrath of almighty satan for he is forever your eternal enemy and he'll rpobably smoke a joint with you so its not that bad

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
i think your icon should say 'fucking face'

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
i was recently banned for life from my ski hill for telling the general manger to go fuck himself and syaing he is a punk bitch

AMA-RIP
 
don't even buy7a ticket to a movie theater, just alk in like you own the pace and no one will question you. I used to work at a theater, and i would just let people go by all the time, no one except the managers gives a flying fuck.

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A girl once asked me what punk was so I kicked a trash can over. Then she said 'So this is punk?' As she kicked another one over, ''No'' I replyed, ''That's trendy.''

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no no i think my scam was good

but apparently its old

and yet no body knows about it.

well i guess im out of the loop again

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
I have been banned from countless Go Kart places and even arrested once. I blatently hit this guy at full speed that was stuck in a turn. He turned out to be a cop. After yelling at me for a while, I got back in line and couldn't start laughing. I guess he called some on duty cops and I had to go to the police station and get a bunch of bullshit from cops telling me that I was a menace to society and endangering the public. They said I could of killed someone What do they expect? It ain't Go Karting with out a little contact. He was just pissed off and on a power trip.

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Like warm butter on your breakfast toast

*Proud member of Newschoolers for Peace*

 
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