bank robbery with a pitchfork

Tosh

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ahahaha this is funny

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Man robs bank with rusty pitchfork

Wednesday, September 8, 2004

AIKEN, South Carolina (AP) -- A robber who used a rusty pitchfork to stick up a bank got away -- and so far, finding him has been like looking for a needle in a haystack.

The man, wearing sunglasses and a mask, entered Security Federal Bank Tuesday morning and threatened employees with the 4-foot-long pitchfork. The man took an undisclosed amount of money.

The robber dropped the farm tool as he ran from the bank through a wooded area to a golf course behind the bank, police said.

Bloodhounds tracked the robber to a fast food restaurant parking lot, where police say the man got into a white van driven by a woman.

No customers were in the bank during the holdup, and no one was injured.

 
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haha someone robbed our bank with a water gun last year, and there is a gas station beside the bank, the station owner ran after and tackled the guy

 
nvr heard of that kind of a thing before

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maybe it was some decrepid old guy

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i sure as hell wouldnt want to rush a guy with a pitchfork and try to overpower him.

haha, can you imagine what it would have been like to be one of the bank employees. you see some dude walk in with a pitchfork and think 'wtf...' then the next thing you know youre getting robbed.

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Today in my town a man robbed the hospital on a pair of rollarblades. he made off with about 800$

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Sick point sick on the sicktor scale.
 
Shit, thats like 30 min away, I never heard about it.

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