Banff

whattheshit

whattheshit

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got here may 18 from toronto.

got a job at douglas fir at the waterslide. drop by but no chinese downhills please.

got a job at subway near hoodoo. drop by for extra cheese. im the only anglophone there.

banff is full of french and aussies. fuck them

later

 
haha...make sure u got a NS sticker on when your workin so we can be like

NSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YEAYEA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
 
never been there without getting kicked out. AWSOME place. jumping off the slides and transferring. haha one time we snuck in by jumping onto the clear slide.
 
its not up to me to be strtict but its my bosses that care. the hotel is pretty family orientated and when we have teenagers coming down the slides one after another and you have kids coming down the blue slide, things could get dangerous. therefore parents complain and then we hear about it because we weren't doing out job, which then makes us strict. all because some teenagers took things way too far. still trying to figure out how you snuck in by jumping onto the clear slide, unless you did it on the same level as the cash and jumped over the wood railing where the slide comes level to the top floor. i can also see where you transfer from the blue to the clear slide and i commend you on your gutsiness and stupidity.
 
When I was in garde 8, I stuck my thumb in the fan at the douglas fir water slides for some reason, chopped that shit right up
 
I just got back from Banff for my first time. That fuckin place is epic. Tuesday night at the hoodoo? Walk in at about 11:05 to only girls, fuckin sick... Hopefully I can come live there in the winter.
 
Really? Wow that is not so encouraging at all. I guess I just hit it on a good night. The Rose and Crown was pretty fun too.
 
for real.

thats why i spent that tuesday night getting fucked up on alcohol and tylenol 4's then watching snatch.

oh yes, banff has taken its grip on me.

opium next week.

 
Tuesday nights = Mels until you are drunk enough go to HooDoos, then drunk as fuck heart to hearts while you mow down at subway.
 
lots of good nights, but I just got tired of brits and aussies being goofs.

The Devil's Gap and Rose and the Rose and Crown are good times once you get tired of the "Clubs"
 
I have never ever ever seen a club or bar in banff with lots of hot girls without there being about 2 or 3 guys to each, and there being a giant wall of cockblock surrounding them. Banff has always been a huge sausagefest everytime I've been there, and that's quite a few.
 
went to the fairmont a few days ago. fuck im glad i didn't take that groundskeeping job there. place is unbelievable. even the employees act(or are they really like that in real life?) pompous and arrogant to appease their clients. fuck that shit. my friend was just making random conversation with people and these rich people were getting so uncomfortable. of course we looked like dirt bags and our pupils were saucers but fuck man. oh yea if you get a chance go to the pub near the first tee and feed the ground squirreeels you lunch they will eat right out of your hand.
 
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