Ban Snowboarders from Little Cottonwood Canyon

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mc36000

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Honestly Alta has it so right and i think that Snowbird would be so much more fun if they told knuckle draggers to kick rocks as well. One-plankers commit crimes on crimes and some boarder farted on the tram yesterday and didn't even claim it. Ski a mogul or do a traverse for once
 
Think about it from a ski resort standpoint. Not only does it lower your customer count, but it also affects your reputation. Personally I have a lot of friends who snowboard, and if your home resort didn't allow snowboarders that would fuck up the social dynamic. Don't blame everything on the snowboarders just cause there's a a few of them who screw up the experience for the rest of us, there's also so many Jerry's out there on skis that cause trouble.
 
14389581:Deez_Mcskis said:
Think about it from a ski resort standpoint. Not only does it lower your customer count, but it also affects your reputation. Personally I have a lot of friends who snowboard, and if your home resort didn't allow snowboarders that would fuck up the social dynamic. Don't blame everything on the snowboarders just cause there's a a few of them who screw up the experience for the rest of us, there's also so many Jerry's out there on skis that cause trouble.
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I bet you don't claim your farts on the tram
 
banning snowboarders is wack, and something that only made maybe an ounce of sense back when snowboarders were the only rowdy ones on the mountain and the skiers were more “proper”
 
I'm all for having snowboarders at resorts...as long as the resorts also have ex navy seal snipers posted up on ridge lines ready to take out any two-edged twat who sideslips for more than 30 feet down a previously not icey run
 
14389660:Lonely said:
I'm all for having snowboarders at resorts...as long as the resorts also have ex navy seal snipers posted up on ridge lines ready to take out any two-edged twat who sideslips for more than 30 feet down a previously not icey run
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This is the only way.
 
Yeah I snowboard at Snowbird:

Sideswipe everything

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don't ride anything besides Chips Run

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14389594:keagan.karstens said:
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Especially this douchebag. Dudes a fucking tool.
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14389835:DeebieSkeebies said:
Thats pretty racist, skierman.
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Lowkey gotta side w skier man on this one. He put a photo of a clown. Not everything has to do with skin color deebie, pretty immature to think like that don’t ya think
 
14389857:r00kie said:
We should ban those skis with the tips on the back while we're at it.
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I know right! They're really just narrow snowboards! Another ploy by the snowboarders to circumvent Deer Valley's rules!
 
14389931:FruitBootPro said:
Who is this dude
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At bonezone Brighton he was being a dick to me cuz I was crashing trying a trick and when I was getting up he was complaining I was in the way, few weeks later moles memes on ig posted a meme ab him and turns out it wasn’t just me, he was an asshole to everyone. Def go check out the meme it’s pretty funny
 
14389855:keagan.karstens said:
Lowkey gotta side w skier man on this one. He put a photo of a clown. Not everything has to do with skin color deebie, pretty immature to think like that don’t ya think
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No, I posted it because he looks like Captain Spaulding. Being a clown was a coincidence.
 
14389991:keagan.karstens said:
At bonezone Brighton he was being a dick to me cuz I was crashing trying a trick and when I was getting up he was complaining I was in the way, few weeks later moles memes on ig posted a meme ab him and turns out it wasn’t just me, he was an asshole to everyone. Def go check out the meme it’s pretty funny
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The can of Liquid Death helped me make a fairly accurate assumption I guess.
 
Even my friend who has snowboarded for 30years now converted to skis last season, yay!!!

he admits skis are more fun, on everything except pow.

farts can be fun. gymbuddy would fart the most horrible ones, you know the kind you get when you put to much weird shit in your body, just before leaving elevator at gym, as we walked off, hot girls would walk in, doors would close, we would hear screaming as lift went up the floors.
 
14389594:keagan.karstens said:
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Especially this douchebag. Dudes a fucking tool.
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Had a couple classes with this guy when I was at Westminster, super obnoxious but was really surprised how much of a dick he is on the hill, at Brighton and PC. I think his name is Mike... Fuck you Mike.
 
14390265:tsewhsoj said:
Had a couple classes with this guy when I was at Westminster, super obnoxious but was really surprised how much of a dick he is on the hill, at Brighton and PC. I think his name is Mike... Fuck you Mike.
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Dang, I wish I got to meet him.
 
Nah, ban whack as skiers who don’t know their LCC history and where the most classic Bird hits came from.
 
14390821:FruitBootPro said:
follow up question, does this guy just make excuses to be a dick to skiers or is he a dick to everyone?
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i brought my two children to bonzone this preseason, just for a relaxing hike day. this guy murdered my youngest child then spit in my beer.
 
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