Balls up stomach

[martinfreeski]

yo ns. I went mountain biking a few days ago at some trials. Everything was going super good and i was so happy to rip on some gnarly trails. Then my bud took me to the BMX pump track thing... thing is I didn't know how small the rollers were. I thought they were jumps and completely overshot the first one and landed into the takeoff of the second roller. I luckily let go before going over the handlebars except my pedal grabbed my foot and dragged me with the bike. When i landed on the ground the overwhelming speed of the treads caught my ass crack and pulled me forward leading the the seat tube absolutely obliterating my balls. I quickly jumped off the bike and just lied on the ground in agony. Then something hit me, i felt as if i was peeing but i wasn't. Turns out my balls were up my tummy. I had to push them suckers down under to where they belong and it hurt like a bitch. Anyway they still hurt today (3 days later) and it hurts when i pee .

Any suggestions?

 

[Bended_Toenail]

RIP to your fallen soldiers

 

[JAHBRADOR]

it hurts when i pee .

Any suggestions?

Sounds like your bike had chlamydia.

I would suggest getting tested.

 

[yungona]

well its normal that your balls can go up your stummy a little bit but not that far... i would see a doctor and make sure he puts a finger up your anus!!

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

 

[iFlip]

You should definitely have your mother look at and feel your balls.

 

[freestyler540]

Might wanna get that checked out by a doctor dude. Sounds like a good chance of complications and these things require surgery to fix

 

[JAHpow]

Doctors and hospitals: *exist*

OP: "I should ask a skiing website about my potentially serious medical situation."

 

[steeze_louise]

its called a reverse nut drop, it will actually reverse the process of puberty. You better get it fixed or you voice will become higher and you will lose all the hair on you body.

 

[p3cific]

Doctors and hospitals: *exist*

OP: "I should ask a skiing website about my potentially serious medical situation."

 

[GrandThings]

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I actually laughed out loud at this

 

[JAHpow]

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I wish I could upvote more. 12/10 right here

 

[theabortionator]

Doctors and hospitals: *exist*

OP: "I should ask a skiing website about my potentially serious medical situation."

Wtf is health insurance though?

Web md keeping me a live and ever paranoid.

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

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Perfect:

For the OP: You may have testicular torsion. It is not fun. Go see doctor.

 

[beepbeepski]

Came to the right place. all NS members have Ball in Stomach doctorate's degrees.

 

[Non_State_Actor]

Perfect:

For the OP: You may have testicular torsion. It is not fun. Go see doctor.

After three days that thing is a goner. OP probably shouldn't reproduce anyhow.

 

[Twinjibber77]

That's not how that works at all.

 

[Idahoe]

envisioning my balls being shoved into my stomach makes me want to puke ... u should get that checked out op