Baker 2011-2012

Too bad about half of what you learn in college is derived from leaving home. I could go to school up here but I'd just fall into my old ways of constant drug use and BC skiing.

Hey, that doesn't sound so bad...

Way to derail the thread you cunts.
 
Oh, and:

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You're just jealous because we have natural resources while Washington got stuck with logged forests, hippies, and fake fish.
 
I never got the whole attraction to Alaskan Salmon. Our salmon tastes just as good. But I'd take a Nebraska T-bone over either any day of the week.

But we also got stuck with, eastern WA which has a higher agricultural output than all of AK combined.

Also got stuck with Boeing, Microsoft, Amazon, the Bio-tech industry, each of which creates more jobs than AK has people.
 
Man Alaska is sweet, we should go skiing. Let me check the conditions first.

Day 1: 4.5 degrees, raining, 68 mph winds. Ok well maybe tomorrow will be better.

Day 2: Power is out at the resort, and there is a bear pooping on my doorstep. Damn

Day 3: 40 inches of new, but nobody in alaska is smart enough to fix my ski gear, oh well.

Day 4: That 40 inches turned to ice by rain and cold, plus sarah palin keeps trying to invite me to a tea party.

Nm alaska sucks~
 
But it isn't a very tasty way to go.

I want to die in a naked girl avalanche.

Too bad all the hot women in AK are in their 30's. The 20 year olds just look like whores.
 
From NWAC

A week before Christmas and thru much of the west—

Lies a shallow snowpack with facets to test.

But before this occurs and sleighs leave the North Pole—

The prevailing west winds need to get on a roll.

Recent ridges have dominated incoming storms—

Along with split flows that make the new norms.

But harken I hear happy bells on the sleigh—

Could it mean a late Christmas is at last on its way?

A bit early to tell, but models look quite alluring—

That colder deep snows we may soon be enduring.

So open your minds to let snowfall within—

For our dreams are a great place to begin.

But remember with snowfall comes a new load—

On all of those weak layers about which we’ve been told.

So increase your caution if your dreams all come true—

Don’t be found in the snowpack, all white and blue.

 
Î wøül∂ hå√é †ø ∂îsåg®éé.

Tomorrow begins the onslaught of never ending Eli, see you fellers up there.
 
Skepån!

Hey who wants to be my avalanche buddy tomorrow? I like to get buried so digging types apply please.
 
Best day of the year. SOooo deep sooo dry. BC was an absolute shit show. So many people hiking the arm. Safety was waist deepish blower. AHhhhhhHH.
 
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