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heavymetalwinner

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This is kind of a continuation off of my other post 'snowboarding' somebody replyed and said they fell and a snowboarder laughed at them. If you fell I would laugh my ass off. Not ot be mean, but when skiers fall it is fuckin hilarious, there legs flail there poles and skis come off, there goggles fall off. It is so funny. SO don't think snowboarders are mean assholes if the laugh at you. In my opinion skiers fall so much better then snowboarders, because we got so much more equipment and its all detachable. If I odn't land a trick or know I am not going to land a trick, its better to have a crazy ass bail with flailing and everything falling off. It gives everyone a laugh and it is awesome when you stomp the trick the next time. When snowboarders fall, then usually just catch an edge and bash in their skull. It pretty funny as well, but not as funny as skiers. And like the other guy said on the replys, friendly rivalry is good, mean rivalry is bad. So don't be mean to snowboarders, but if they are dicks to you feel free to bash in there heads with your pole. It's there second porpouse isn't it?

 
Yeah when snowboarders fall it just looks painful, they stop and there neck get wiplash while their faces smash into the snow. Skiers crash with style! Never thought of that!

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Andrew

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Skiing crashes are often spectacular, shit flies everywhere, they take along time, and it sounds good. But snowboarders often just slam and wind up in the ER while all us two plankers are still roaming the park waiting to impress the gupies with our next crash.

 
hahhaha i can see people soon just goin into the park and wating for somebody to bail just so they can show em up by falling worse than them

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A lot of the time when snowbaorders fall they just sketch out and it almost looks like they land it. Ive seen (good) snowbaorders 'land' 650s, 450s, a lot of shit that skiers wouldve busted themselves on. Its a lot esier to just sketch stuff out with snowboards, probably because their shit is attached and they dont have two boards.

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true true, i even get a good laugh when my own friends eat it. I think laughing at someone's yard sale (skier or not) isn't really putting them down, but acknowleging that they gave it a good try and enjoyed the show

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Yeah totally, sometimes at the beach I kick sand in little kids faces to watch them cry, its hilarious!

Its especially funny to watch yourself fall on video, thats the best.

 
haha, its so funny when people bail

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I've landed 450s before. They were just super sketchy 5s that were underrotated. 630s....that's just instant death, hip-check to ice.

Cheers

'You cant get hurt in the air....its when you land that bad things happen'
 
Well said BK. on the other hand i absolutly love your numorus oafy crashes! I can't get enough and you just keep supplying them... but if you went bigger and chashed, that would be too much

 
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