Bailey**1080 i'm calling you out

emopoppins

emopoppins

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alright you british mother fucker, seeing as your a badass extreme pro skiier and all rippin up the dry slope of snow depraved britian.. set the record straight for all the poor NS'ers in North America who have to ride on that shitty real stuff.

does it hurt to fall on dryslope? i mean you probably never have fallen considering you did backflip in 4 months time (wowzers) so just asking does it hurt or not?
 
its not that bad, theres padding under the carpet stuff and unless you've got any bare skin showing your usually fine, its nothing like real snow though, id rather ski on one of our indoor ski slopes than snowflex.
 
Snowflex is okay because of the padding, you also slide on it easily. The old dendex stuff is nasty though, you break your fingers as they get caught in the gaps.
 
Alright Mr Scruff? You know the craick with the Dendex, I dislocated two fingers in thaqt shit. It like a load of yard brushes all turned upside down with big diamond holes in it.
 
i've seen people break fingers in it, but i think its slightly better to just ski on, snowflex is way better for kickers though
 
haha holy shit i hadn't checked this thread in like a day

just a joke

sorry newschoolers doesn't understand the rediculousness of calling someone out.

and dont be a nig philipc, i'm pretty sure we've skiied at SR before
 
since most people are assholes here i will answer your question

dryslope is a carpet like substitute for snow usually used in indoor parks in snowless places like the uk. i have never skied on it but from what i heard it is quite weird and hard to turn at all so only really useful for rails and very small jumps.

oh and to everyone else remember that there was a time in your life where you didnt know what dryslope is and before you know anything someone has to teach you. what if everyone called you a newbie when you first asked what it was?
 
i thought a lot of slavic countries did it

i read an article in SKI about it. bad choice. that magazine sucks ballz
 
werd.. ya i guess slavs do it to.. dono much about it. except i dono why its called grass skiing cause they are actually just like.. grass specific rollerblades
 
he was being helpful, people appreciate his posts. because he is a nice guy. people dont appreciate your posts though, hmmmm can you guess why?il tell you mate, its because your a useless cunt:) have a nice day
 
1. You didn't call him out.

2. You give NS a bad name, so do us all a favour you emotional kid and leave.
 
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