Bahah my car accident today

Capt.Flannel

Capt.Flannel

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So I got rear-ended today (Im in a lifted jeep and he's in a blazer), the dude hits me at a stop light, and my jeeps got NO damage besides the rim of the spare tire on the back). He bounced off the tire, but the bar in the middle of the rim to connect a bike rack went through his hood and my tire went through his grill. Pretty funny cause his hood is folded up and crushed. My leg was straight out, on the clutch and I hyperextended my knee and then slammed it on the dash, so my knees fucked up, but the funniest part, if thehre is one the dude gets out and goes " Hey buddy, ya know what's funny? I'm actually on the way to my lawyer because last year I got into an accident at the same intersection!" obviously, not funny so I yelled in a hilariously sarcastic tone "HAR HAR HAR" and slammed my door to wait for the cop.

Really not a good story now that I think about it, but I figured I'd get it off my chest.
 
dont call cops

hustle the fuck out of him. he said he was going to a lawyer, so he probably cant afford another suit.
 
hustle him for wahht? My car had no damage and he called the cops. I'm not gona charge him or anything, he fucked up his car and I'm not gona charge him for fuckin up my knee, cause shit happens.
 
Oh and also, while the cop was talking to us, my phone rings and my ringtone just happens to be Black or White (michael Jackson). The cop was in awe, he just stared at me and busted out laughing.
 
i got into an accident similar to that. i was at a red light. lady was crusing and dint realize it was a red light and slammed into me. My car had no damage whatsoever but her hood and front was soo crunched up. she was hysterically crying while i was fine and didnt even get whiplash.

her call was also brand new, she bought it the day before
 
im gonna use your word tomorow at school when somebody says something stupid. HAR HAR HAR motherfucker
 
i was in my jeep sitting at a stop light and got rear ended by a civic wth a farm and barn coffee can muffle and a huge pontiless wing, needless to say, my hitch and gas tank skid did quite the number to his hood and bumper. fucking ricer.
 
to all these comments about the guy behind fuckin up his car, and stupid ricers...

the front of cars are made to do that kind of stuff. theyre made to get crushed and bend, taking the impact. that back of cars are well, not made to do that as much.

you have crumble zones all over the car, and then a driver cage. the civic being a ricer has nothing to do with the care gettin fucked up.
 
i wasnt making a generalization, if you had seen this guy driving around like he owns the town in a riced out civic, you would feel differently. when i watched this guy pass 2 cars going about 75mph while going UPhill when he couldnt see traffic in a nopassing zone, that is jsut dumb. He is a stupid ricer. I have nothing against people that mod imports, while i would much rather see a tastefully done civic instead of a cheap fart can and huge usless wing, but to ech their own, its not my car that got fucked.
 
I crushed a lady on my way to work yesterday. I hit her going at least 45, nobody hurt, my truck is fucked her damn honda is fucked, and she got a failure to yield ticket cause she pulled out in front of me. Accidents suck, but now i got confidence in my truck. I T-boned her going 45 and it was solid, I think I could easily plow through her going 65 if i had to do it again.
 
Hahaha, great story, especially the ring tone. Anyways, you have nothing to worry about because it's completely his fault no matter what. What a dumb prick for getting into the same accident in the same intersection. He deserves to have that spare tire thrown into his head.
 
Oh ya, I know I have nothing to worry about, the dude admitted to the cop straight up that he did it too, which was nice. I just thought about it and figured it was definitly a good enough story to post. BUT, Now I can't walk because my left knee hurts so bad, so I gota go to the docs, which I'm not happy about because I've already blown out my right knee 3 times and have problems with my left one already. Bastard.
 
If there was no such thing as an automatic transmission there wouldn't be any stories like this to tell because none of the dumbasses know how a clutch works. Unfortunately the slop box exists, so I'm constantly watching my ass whenever I drive around town.
 
so say he broke your neck, "ah fuck it shit happens this moron not paying attention slams into me, fucks my neck up, but Oh well he seems like a nice guy."

No way man. He fucked your kneee up. While at a red light, dead stopped, he hit you.
 
What do automatic transmissions have to do with rear ending people? Are you talking about the lack of brake lights when a stick is sitting at a light?

I agree that there's probably a higher percentage of bad drivers with autos, but besides that, what's the difference?
 
Driving an automatic allows you to completely space out on the task at hand (driving) and do other things like talk on your phone, shave, look at yourself in the mirror, put on makeup, or just be a dumbass in general. Driving a manual forces you to actually pay attention to the road and what's going on around you.
 
Went to the docs, got sent for xrays, he thinks I either tore my meniscus and possibly ACL and or fractured my Tibial Plateau. I hope it's just wicked loose and painful from my past injuries.
 
wow my buddy can talk on his phone, smoke a bowl, shift and eat a burger while driving his 5 speed. I dont think that it makes much of a difference.
 
What state, type and model of car, and license plate number would be his car? I just want to be sure I stay well away.
 
he can do it wasted high or both, im not condoning what he does and i would never do that, but the point remains that i dont think it makes much of a diff. Most ppl that i know that drive stick shift into neutral when they are comming to a red light, thus making it much like a slushbox in the fact that all you have to use is the brake
 
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