Badass Brits

.hazen.

.hazen.

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thats big mountain skiing for us, insane, maybe cm of windblown every morning, and.....

their building one 1 hour away from me.
 
yeahhh col!!

and indeed^ every1 loves dendex, i work at ski rossendale we get a good few ambulances a week.snowflex aint bad though, still snows better, and real snow is just the best.wheres the photo from?
 
you talkin bout manchester?its going to be awesome, im planning on getting the bus from my town centre in full ski kit every friday, going to be a joke , i hope they dont charge extra for taking my skis with me.
 
Wish they would set something like this up in Boston. I know people would pay good bills for it. Maybe I should take that on after the ski game haha.
 
you got any spare dendex up at rossendale, ive made a backyard setup, but i havnt got anything to slide on, and i cant find turf to buy anywhere in england, so i guessed dendex would be best
 
no im on about the one they are building near Ipswich in suffolk, they havent even started building it yet as the locals are putting up a fight against it
 
this slimy runt is clearly talking a load of tommy tank,hes most probably a shit skier with a tiny hampton wick.

please vincent van gough

translation

this cunt is clearly talking a load of wank, hes probably a shit skier with a tiny prick

please fuck off
 
where abous do you live? we have spare dendex atm but its been claimed all for my mates back yard set up i think, i might be able to get you some if we have any left over but theres another person who wants it to make a portable drop in and ramp etc.

weve got a big pvc pipe, a up flat down box and soon to have a rainbow rail/box! all on council land behind my mates house lol
 
listen limey, there are no black people in england, your dialect and way of speaking is obviously inferior and gayer than normal american. I wish we could secede for independence again and fuck you up more.
 
i live up near birmingham, so its sort of a far drive to get it, but worth it, i probably only need about 5 metre x metre sqaures or something, but thanks for the help
 
independence, oh yeah that reminds me of the hundreds of years you were our bitches. but all of this is besides the point and your account is clearly an alias, or maybe you just have nothing to do apart from type pointless posts in irellevant threads?anyway i hope you were taking the piss, as i was with my cockney rhyming slang spree. oh and there is a large black population in the uk, were one of the most ethnicly diverse populations in the world, not that that has anything to do with it?
 
fair play, to be honest i know fuck all about american history!it wasn't aimed at you just that ignorant arse up there somewhere ^

 
meh, atleast via you NS taught me an interesting fact for the day!and i got to use some cockney rhyming slang! those 2 never ever normaly go hand in hand
 
Ok fair enough about you kicking us out of your country, but why would you dump our tea into the ocean? Thats just plain harsh, and a waste of tea.
 
To be fair I think American history has very little to do with this, it's more just about being a complete and utter absofuckinglutely fucking fuck huge fuck of a cunt.
 
they did that?!?! what the hell, you lot are bastards.

i wish I'd have got to do american history for AS Level history rather than the history of Germany, it has tea in it and everything
 
dude shut the fuck up we kicked your ass in the revolution and you had far more people, resources, professional soldiers, and a more experienced army.  but we still defeated you guys. plus your food sucks as well, and you don' have a population-the rage viruse killed most of you
 
il message you if we do, its doubtful though because of the abundance of local dendex scroungers, i.e. all my mates! ring round dendex dry slopes near you. we chuck out old matting like every 6 months, its fucked and u cnt hold an edge, but not a problem for a run in.
 
ah i see theres a wise man in our presence,.rolls eyes.

today i shall educate you, in future read all the posts, as i pointed out i was wrong about the independence war, it was merely a dig at your retarded countryman further up in the thread. also contrary to popular beleif everything you see on tv is not real, such as 24 days later,weapons of mass destruction in iraq, santa etc.
 
Baaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahaaaaahahaa!

Maybe when the Boston tea party happened, they were just trying to make one giant pot of tea in the Atlantic.

Durr brains, salty tea tastes weird.

As Mr T once put it... "Pity the fool that makes salty tea."

I havent slept very well in a long time.
 
lol if theres any spare its bein taxed for 'the tomlinson rail jam', sorry man its just the way it is........but then again dom is in more of a position to give it to u seein as he works there :P

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Pedro
 
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