kevmac Member Feb 28, 2012 #2 disney channel told me to ask my parents before logging on line, i didnt ask for permission
Anathema Active member Feb 28, 2012 #6 fucked my ex girlfriends face in the back seat of her moms car while her mom was driving us somewhere
fucked my ex girlfriends face in the back seat of her moms car while her mom was driving us somewhere
japanada Active member Feb 28, 2012 #13 I went swimming once after eating a big meal. I didnt wait the specified 30 mins.
iSmokeweed Active member Feb 28, 2012 #16 i told some freshman that someone died on the water tower and hit every bar on the way down. and then i was like, "I heard he had only one beer." and then i was like "how many did you have?"
i told some freshman that someone died on the water tower and hit every bar on the way down. and then i was like, "I heard he had only one beer." and then i was like "how many did you have?"
gnarnia. Active member Feb 28, 2012 #19 stole my parents credit card and bought like a 5 year subscription to nickelodeon magazine when i was like 9.
stole my parents credit card and bought like a 5 year subscription to nickelodeon magazine when i was like 9.
Sno. Active member Feb 28, 2012 #20 I've got a little captain in me. No really, I'm screwing a small captain right now.
[hamnuts] Active member Feb 28, 2012 #21 I didn't remove the "remove before washing" tag on my new sweater before washing.
Sno. Active member Feb 28, 2012 #22 this has nothing to do with the thread, but had to put this somewhere and didn't want to start a new thread... WHOA.
this has nothing to do with the thread, but had to put this somewhere and didn't want to start a new thread... WHOA.
broto Active member Feb 28, 2012 #27 i stubbed my toe the other day, and i only cried for 20 minutes. "got a bottle of ketchup?"
broto Active member Feb 28, 2012 #36 god forbid i post a quote from a cartoon i used to watch when i was younger. and look who recognized which show it was from?
god forbid i post a quote from a cartoon i used to watch when i was younger. and look who recognized which show it was from?
k-fred Active member Feb 28, 2012 #44 this thread is insanee!!! my mom always ask me to do my bed, I never done it.
JakeAssBeatClap Active member Feb 28, 2012 #46 I jerked off on a commercial airline. And I never read the terms and agreements for any updates on my iTunes.
I jerked off on a commercial airline. And I never read the terms and agreements for any updates on my iTunes.
Cahal Member Mar 2, 2012 #50 i dont really like to talk about this one but one time i never washed my strawberrys before i ate them.
i dont really like to talk about this one but one time i never washed my strawberrys before i ate them.