bad skiers with good skis=i wanna shoot them

i used tu type rong. but thaanks too the commuuunikashun skool i tipe good. thnk you skool, i feal lke a new mann.

'i got a squad of killer bitches that ALL carry uzi's' - Jeru the Damaja
 
Yeah bud.. you are seriously the most ignorant bastard I have ever seen. How old are you like 15? Grow up dick.

'Heh Heh ... All Right.' ~Quagmire
 
and if they had shitty stuff, you would still call them posers and make fun of them...right?

so why does it matter?!

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
the thing with twins is that a lot of them are good all around skis. ive had scratch's for a year and i cant do a 3 yet. but outside the park i can rip any run you give me. I got the twins becuase i knew they would be good all mountain skis. soon i will do 3's and beyond but until then i guess im just a poser in the park

Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
 
skimt your pathetic if you chose your ski based on what other people would think of you, just be yourself and get what skis you want and fk what other people think

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
i just picked up some ar5s for 400canadian. im not good. please kill me and steal the skis i dont deserve.

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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

 
so isnt it kinda low spending money towards NOT being a poser? liek why not buy the 720's? why buy all mountain skis instead? JUST so that you wouldnt be a poser? like its some onholy sin? Some kids ive seen try really damn hard and jsut cant do things- its nto their fault, they wanna be good enough for their skis jsut as much as you wnat them to be! but i bet they dont think you should die- or your the owrst thing- or get mad because your NOT a poser

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as long as they are are trying stuff i think its fine. but if someone is on them and hits the side of the jumps onto rails, they should just get out of the park

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when you land a really good trick, its fun for people to watch, if you crash really bad, its still fun for other people to watch.
 
also why would someone guy bad skis?

and tell me what model tiwn-tip isn't price or awesome???? All of them are damn nice.

 
This one kid got PE's for no reason and only hits the jumps. He's got potential though.

When you party hardy you're bound to be tardy
 
i have many friends who have nice skis and are crappy in these situations theres only one thing to do: make fun of them...alot

Skiing, it's so damn hot right now!
 
everybody has to start somewhere. this is only my second year skiing, at at the beggining of the season i could barely even grab my ski, now im working on a 540. i was called a poser early on, and now i am better than that kid who called me one. so dont be so quick to call people posers.

 
Yah, I hav crappie skies. Dey Are cald Old 1080s. Som Peopl make fon of mee, butt i dont' caer, becus i now that i' am ta best skieer.

Fuck Snowboarders
 
u guys dont understand when i mean bad skier i mean BAD like suck at going down hill 2, i dont mean 2 offend kids out there that will get better or are gettin i mean its good if i have a chance but kids that suck so bad they have no chance, are the ones i hate

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does it not strike anyone that both SkiMT and MTRipper both agreed with eacho ther and they both are beginners? might just be a co-incidence though.

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everybody should buy shitty skis just because they're bad skier,or they can't jump in a cool way? that so childish...you're fucking jealous!

i think that if people had enough money,they can buy any skis they want..and be as bad skiers as they want. it's not mine or your problem...

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Actually freezy, I am a bad driver, and I don't want a nice car because I don't care that mucha bout them and I'd be worried I'd wreck it. But I guess some people are just like that... I can't blame them, if that's what they want to spend their money on, more power to them... just don't floor your new 7 series down a main road, changing lanes without signaling, turning left on a red light, the day you get your license (which you assumedly found in a cereal box). That actually happens where I live, which might be why I'm afraid of getting a nice car. Anyways, excuse my ranting. Not an issue with skis anyways, I suppose.

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Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0
 
...a liar

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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

 
everyone sucks when they first start, so if only good people bought twins then the ski companies would go out of bisness or stop selling twins. so be happy other people buy twins because that $ will just go to newer and better skis plus a lot of twins now are really good all mtn skis so even if those people (the ones you want to shoot) suck at park the might rip it up in the back country

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
I am sorry, but anyone who skis I dont see as a poser. If they are try to be a poser than they are really dumb! I dont know about everyone else but I get made fun of for skiing all the time. If you are a poser they why wouldnt you snowboard? They people would think your cool.

 
i dont think he meant these ppl suc kwhen they start , i knwo who hes tlkaing baout . The absolutly useless kids thta ahve damn good skis htta you want and ur jelouse bcuz you wish you had them and ur mad bcuz you knwo you need them more . BUT! who cares its their money they paid for it so it doesnt reallllyy matter, sure theres the so often cuss here and htere bcuz it clicks a nerve in your head ( and mine) btu you gotta be relaistic it reeally doesnt matter whatsoever because its there money and their skis

D.I.
 
I have Skogens (the ornage ones with the train) I got them last season so it would be easyer for me to learn (I wasn't all that great, nor am I all the great now, but I do spend time trying shit, tharefor I am not a poser and I don't act like am better than I really am. I would say my best tricks are a 3 or a ok sized 180 japan, however I can ski any run on {or off} the mountain)

do you wish you could shoot me???

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once again u dont understand! im not talkin about kids who are getin better im talkin about kid that suck and will always suck!! seriously how many times do i have to tell u!

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lol this is getting funny, what about kids who have the most insnae baggy rich boy outfits lioke (tannerl ooking ones) but cant slide a 5 foot flat rail? oh and have hang towels and al lthat

D.I.
 
people who have hangers are so gay i wanna shoot them as long with kids that suck at skiing all should be ban never 2 ski again

 
I thought the low level limit of ignorance had already been reached in this thread.

Sadly I was wrong.

I cannot believe that this gem was actually typed out.

'ur mad bcuz you knwo you need them more '

Since when did the ski make the skier?

Is this a new development?

Next time please send out a memo. I guess that there must be an extremely limited number of twin tips in existence. I guess that is why someone would get 'mad' that someone else has a pair..

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wat the hell r u smoking dip shit seriously how gay can u get FUCKKER

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i hate posers

 
When I sse ppl learning I have no prob unless they're on like armadas or pe's becuase they are a stiff ski and definatly not for beginers so I have nothing wrong with ppl the suck on new skis as long as there the ski for them

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well everyone needs to start somewhere, so they get some skis which they can progress on, like maybe they dont have to money to buy 'beginner' skis and then move on to twins.

...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam

 
MMM, well, fuck u, newbies suck, kids that cant ski shit and think they can are gay, end of story

Snowboarding Rules!!!

The fatter u are, the less air u get.
 
MMM, well, fuck u, newbies suck, kids that cant ski shit and think they can are gay, end of story

Snowboarding Rules!!!

The fatter u are, the less air u get.
 
dude, chill. Ride and let ride. And yeah, it is called jealousy.

'There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.'

BlP, what?

Zeal Optics, Giro, S.O.S. gear representin'

$bling
 
lmao, i love that, Somekid:'i can do 1's,3's,5's,7's'9, rodeo's what does that make me?'

Some other kid: 'A lier'

lol...you guys are funny...

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
I wear glasses, and i hang a bandana, i need it for falling and shit so i can wipe my glasses and shit of snow, plus it looks pretty sweet in the wind.

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
SKI MT--- YOU ARE A HUGE FAG FOR SAYING THIS.

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fuck u man snowboardin is way better any skiers with good skis are gay and skiers with skis should be shot actualy any skier should be shot cause they are GAY seriously 2 skis????how gay its like 2 gay mens dicks man u should all die

 
i have 1080s, i can 1, i can 3 pretty well, and im starting work on a 5, 4get about the posers and just ski how you want to ski

i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime

'the only enemy against progression is fear'
 
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