Bad Shrooms

god you are fucking stupid

Good advice, when A kid OD's I hope they sue the fuck out of your for that advice
 
There such a small percent of real shit out there. IT really almost isn't worth trying. All the other shit going around out there fucks people up.

fuck the drug war.
 
good thinking, just ingest anything you can get your hands on in search for some decent cid.

god i can't wait for your to OD and choke on your own vomit. you literally ruin every drug-related thread on NS by spewing your incompetence all over the forum boards.
 
Big spence nails it

"good thinking, just ingest anything you can get your hands on in search for some decent cid. "

I stopped completely. There's to much sketchy shit out there and you've done more of it than you know. It's not worth the risk to me.

I remember a conversation I had with mushroom steve on the beach down in myrtle. He was just some random spunion who wanted to get burnt and talk. Was telling me about how he only ate mushrooms now because the acid supply was so fucked.

I'll keep it simple and leave it there but the dude was pretty smart.I mean fuck, even with the squeekiest of clean 100% real lsd you can off on it. And not these days people are putting a bunch of god knows what into their brain.

Fuck that.
 
Where were you when me and ding chavez were raging new years at your place. I was given away the fungus. Bag o boomers and a sweet laser settup = winning
 
jedi flips and ego death???? what are you guys fourteen years old.OMG we got some fuckin gurus here!
 
Just say half an 8th next time.

I stared at that fraction for 5 min before I realized what was going on. FUCK

Think about it this way, you can always eat more later, you can never eat less after.

Personally my style was nom nom nom, and that's a bad approach. I would say go with a half and see.

Are they the same shrooms you ate last time? Not everything is equal, you could eat a gram of some shit and trip hard, and eat an 8th and just not trip too intense.

Either way you'll prolly be gold though. Just do what you feel. Good luck, happy trips
 
Yeah. Also depends a lot on setting. Especially if you're new to them.

Eating to many at a friends house or in a small club/venue can suck. Eating that many at a festival where you're free to move around and it doesn't matter if you're really fucked up isn't as bad.

Like sometimes I would get stuck. More on acid I think. But I was just stuck in a place and I had to go somewhere else to try to get unstuck. Once I was almost front row at cake just felt trapped /stuck/sketched. I left all my friends and went back to the campsites and wandered around, met some cool poeple including bundang bear, ended up feeling awesome and getting back to the show.

If you're in a small club there's no where to go but leave, and when you leave you'll prolly end up in a friends house.

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Idk if you can make sense out of any of that shit I just said.

Also if your plan is to eat some and then maybe eat more, have a friend help with the time, or check a clock or something. I've seen people eat a few hits of acid, decide they were bunk after like 10 min and eat a bunch more. Same with shrooms.

Really nothing to worry about though. Just don't eat a stupid about and you'll be fine, have an awesome time, and hopefully come out with a better perspective.

I don't trip any more but shrooms were always far more likely to give me reflection trips. A too long but awesome story with one of those I called up a friend and patched up a friendship with someone I hadn't spoken too in a year or too. IT was pretty sweet.

/end whatever i just said.

TL DR

SPARKNOTES= good luck you'll be fine
 
It's all good. Just go with half an 8th or talk about grams.

When you get into 16ths it gets too confusing. It almost seem like I'd be awesome in math, but you break out a fraction I'm not used to and I'll have to stare at it till i figure it out

 
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Didn't i say that?

And yeah, i can imagine large groups would be unpleasant. I've only had experiences with close groups of friends.
 
it was right after shpongle where i almost lost it. shpongle was absolutely AMAZING. i somehow ended up holding his mask he threw in the crowd and i put it up to my face for a couple seconds. i have no proof but im being serious. it was so crazyyy
 
Not sure if people in here are >implying responsible drug use is bad or just mad because emily makes stupid postsfuturamafry.jpg.
 
nothing is wrong with drug usage if it only affects yourself, regardless of how "responsible" it might be.

emilyiscool is just a stupid, clueless bitch...either that or an extremely active troll account.
 
it seems like every 10 years (since the '60's) the potency of doses gets cut in half. if only we could have all had some of the real owsley shit from the 60's; about 500 micrograms on a single blotter. as opposed to the 20-80 micrograms per dose we get now
 
Took probably a half ounce of shrooms in Amsterdam once. Walked into the smart shop (was only 17 at the time but they didn't ID me haha), looking for shrooms. They had a bunch of different kinds from different regions and ranked for strength. I was just planning on getting the weakest, but the weakest were Mexican. I've only done shrooms in California before so I figured I was probably getting Mexican ones, so I choose the next one up, I think it was Thai.

SO ANYWAY, this bitch hands me a fucking brick of shrooms. Good sized tupperwear dish stuffed full of them. And I'm looking at this bitch like,"I only need one dose". And she is like, "This is one dose". And I was like, "Bitch, you are smoking fucking crack". It was more shrooms than I had ever seen in my life. SO this chick asks me if I have done them before, I say yes. She says, "Every time you have done them, they have been dried, yes? This makes them seem much smaller. Believe me, this is one dose, you won't trip if you don't eat it all." So she was right about I've only had dried ones before. Because of this I stupidly believe her. But no, bitch was smoking crack. I tripped for a good......12.....maybe 14 hours. Never have I ever seen so many colors. For about an hour I could hear hundreds of people all calling my name at once. For a few hours I just sit in the corner shaking. I tried to make myself throw up but couldn't. A bunch of fucking asshole Armenians seriously pissed me off and I couldn't even beat the shit out of them.

It was fucking nuts. To this day I don't like mushrooms. Like, regular mushrooms. They used to be one of my favorite vegetables and I don't like them on pizza or anything anymore. I've done shrooms a couple times since then but I never take more than a half eighth anymore. There is some scary shit in there.

One time I did a fat bump of ketamine while I was skiing. I instantly reverted back to like 6 years old and pizza'd slowly all the way down the mountain making stupidly wide turns. Then I got to a perfectly groomed really steep run and just bombed it. I was going so fucking fast, passing people up left and right. Felt like I was going about 2 MPH. It was like that episode of Futurama where fry drinks 100 cups of coffee. I skied literally in to the bar and almost took out the local band that was playing. Shit was awesome.
 
Whoa this part of your trip is almost exactly like my crazy salvia trip was except the portal was under a towel on the floor and instead of little foot it was the music talking to me.
 
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