Bad movie quotes GO

[baaangthat]

I don't like Bob Barker.-Billy Madison

GO TO THE HELICOPTER!

-Terminator 2

I think you took my stapler.

-The Office

ARE YOU WITNESSING THIS LARRY? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SODOMIZE SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW!

GO!

 

[Bateman]

Oh my god, i'm a stapler-The Stapler

 

[Bateman]

Use the force!- Star Wars

 

[Piste.Off]

Office Space

 

[Bateman]

Luke, i am your father.-Star Wars

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

Can you fly this plane, and land it?

Surely you can't be serious.

I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

-airplane

 

[Mike-O]

I think that's part of the joke, wrong movie, you know?

 

[corona]

'I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer'

-Claudette, The Room

'Leave your stupid comments in your pocket'

-Mark, The Room

'As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the earth. That's a promise'

-Mark, The Room

The entire movie is gold.

 

[Mike-O]

Have you played The Room drinking game? It's the best one there is.

 

[baaangthat]

I will co

 

[baaangthat]

fuck mobile... I will come back. - Predator

 

[Kebec]

never say never

 

[esotericjive]

Clearly you're not a golfer.

- The Big Lebowski

 

[corona]

never. how's it go?

 

[Mike-O]

There are a few versions online, but we've had rules like

Drink

-when Johnny laughs

-during the whole flower shop scene

-during every random scenic shot

-every time someone enters a room from a locked door

-when you see nipple/ass

-when Tommy Wiseau is named in the credits

-a football is thrown

-when someone is praising Johnny

-when there's a green screen background

There were a lot more but even with those it gets hectic.

 

[corona]

that could get messy fast. do they do The Room showings at theatres in Finland? they have an epic monthly showing at a theatre here in Ottawa. it's great. like a Rocky Horror showing but even more fun.

 

[cool_name]

hey! mansqutio!`~mansqutio

 

[Mike-O]

No shit? Well I'll def have to start looking around, if not even arranging a screening.

 

[Mr.Sloth]

She was killed by skin suffocation -James bond, Goldfinger

 

[nacho.steez]

I'm Batman - The Dark Knight rises

 

[thewhiteprophet]

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[DizzyG]

I agreed she go free, but it was you who failed to specify when or where -Pirates of the Caribbean, Barbosa

 

[no_steeze]

*insert screenplay of the movie Side Out*