Last year i had the stupidest fuck up of a person who ever lived, as an Algebra 1 teacher. Her name was Mrs. Cochran, and for some retarded reason she named her baby Ryder. Ryder Cochran. It didn't help that her baby looked exactly like an alien. Anyway, she talked in this horrible southern accent that made me want to pull a van Gogh and cut off my ears. When she talked it made her BIF (butt in front) wobble. It was honestly as big as her ass, she was almost perfectly round. She always told us to preread the chapters in the text book, so when we went to that class the next day, if we didn't know how to do the problems she wrote on the board, she would ask us if we preread (no one ever did, and when i did it a few times it didn't help anything because she would never explain anything). She would honestly write about 10 problems on the board that had stuff that we'd never seen, tell us we had like 5 minutes to do them, then sit down and wait. Half the time she would have to ask us how to do them because she honestly didn't know how. When it came time for a test, it would be about two pages long filled with problems no one knew how to do. There were maybe two kids in the class who got an A on most tests, and i'm pretty sure they would both be geniuses if they took an IQ test. She constantly bitched about how we never did good on tests and stuff and never checked homework, so there was no way to boost our grades if we did bad on a test. On the final exam,i guessed C on the last 22 questions and i still somehow got a 78%. I hate her.