Bad fortunes in fortune cookies

TheButterHashira

TheButterHashira

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i just had 3 fortune cookies and none of them seemed that nice.

"Chill while you can, a big project is coming your way."

"Your problem just got bigger. Think, what have you done?"

the last one is just wierd I dont quite understand it.

"Staying close to home is going to be best for your morale today."

The last one sounds like it might mean if i leave the house ill get my feelings hurt or something. Im like wtf?
 
those are pretty weird. i got one once saying 'you long to visit the great pyramids of egypt.' also one time i got another saying 'if the work is late blame it on the computer.'
 
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Memo to White House kitchen staff: PLEASE stop serving these cookies with the President’s meals.

 
Haha mine was "You will receive a fortune (cookie)"

Instead of over analyzing this one, let’s just assume the new guy typed this one up. He just didn’t quite grasp that whole fortune cookie thing.
 
probably wont seem funny but...

my friend got one and yelled GOLD TREASURES COMING YOUR WAY ALL RIGHT

so i open mine....watch a sunrise...

i guess it was funny cause i sounded so defeated....you had to be there
 
i once got one that said "if the cookie is in three pieces, the answer is no"

needless to say, it was in three fuckin pieces! what was it saying no to! ill never know!
 
I remember one time my friend got one that said "spicy" we thought it was funny since we were 12 and always added "in bed" to the end of each fortune
 
yeah, I'm still waiting for "the time." I hope I don't fuck it up! the farthest one from the right would be the left, correct?
 
my friend brian got one that had nothing in it.....and my friend matt in an oriental voice said "and your fortune is noooooo fortune" it was wicked funny.....
 
i dont rember any of the ones i have gotten

but you can buy XXX fortune cookies

i saw them at the store the other day
 
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