Bacon: Crispy or Chewy?

[S_Jenk]

It's time for that age-old debate NS.

So to all you bacon lovers, how do you enjoy your bacon: crispy or chewy?

(Chewy ftw you bastards)

 

[yelsel]

CRISPY! but not burnt

 

[skithesprings]

If you don't like it crispy, you probably like cream and sugar in your coffee too, you pussy.

 

[Ski_the_east01]

crispy, not burnt

I dont need to be mucning on my bacon like its fucking chewing gum

 

[Stickity]

crispy but not burnt to a crisp

like you bite in and it crunchs and needs a little pull to break the bite off but not so that it just shatters. and it's gross when you have to fight the bacon to get a bite cuz it's so chewy

 

[Talacious[Tally]]

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and make it maple bacon mmmmmmmm

 

[SkierX]

I can get behind this thread...

I'm a middle-ground guy. Give me bacon that is firm. I don't want to crispy, but I don't want it chewy either. Right down the middle, slow cooked for sure.

 

[eldridge]

crispy with a lil burntage to it

 

[CliffyByro]

back bacon: soft and juicy

streaky bacon: crispy, but not burnt

 

[stizzle]

Crispy. Unless its bacon wrapping another meat... then chewy all the way

 

[blackmamba.]

chewy

 

[rareison]

In between

 

[DubV134]

powderized and mixed with cocaine

 

[daskis]

Crispy, but not too crispy.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

^^ this

 

[EastCoast315]

incorrect. chewy with black coffee here, fuck you

 

[ChocolateMilk.]

Crispy.

 

[easiestEC]

in between, slightly crunchy with a little bit of chewy.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Both. A little crispy and a little chewy!

 

[Capernicus]

At least 85% crispy.

Actually, I'm going to say that all bacon should have some type of audible crunch when you take a bite.

 

[ECB]

You are first in so many threads today

That's cool

 

[I_Am_Mod]

he's not first, he just deletes all first posts and pretends he's first, thats how all the mods do it ...

 

[thenightman]

the main body should be crispy with little bubble of chewy goodness usually at the top. like these

 

[ECB]

Haha makes sense

Have I ever told you that you are my second favorite mod? (Behind only Jodi, for obvious reasons)

The fact that elgato is deleting posts to become first made his ranking plummet, and I control Karma on this site, so he better watch out!

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Whoa what the fuck, you are such a mod slut.

 

[ECB]

Nabbed

I am pretty slutty

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Seriously, you've used that line on me before ya jerk. I should ban you for such bullshit.

 

[ECB]

ban me for being slutty? ;(

I can't help it, I GET IT FROM MA MAMA just like black eyed pees

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

chewy in the middle and crispy on the edges.

 

[forrest-cole]

this, being cooked up right now!! yummm

 

[soulskier]

crewy/chispy

 

[Stickity]

i revoke my previous statement.

candied

 

[Lord.Quasimoto]

Crispy as fuck. Chewy is fucking gross.

 

[terrible_skier]

this, so much this

 

[stupendous-man]

This, but id say 60% crispy 40% chewy if that makes sense.

 

[Dr.Gonzo]

this is an easy question to discuss

>get bacon

>split in two

>get two pans

>cook one till crispy, cook one till chewy

>eat bacon from both

BOOM, dont even have to choose.

 

[Ski_Alot]

this

 

[pmw]

hows your blood pressure?

 

[*monsterskier*]

this!

 

[Deluge]

exactly.

 

[ECB]

hey

 

[Big5hifty]

This guy knows whats up.

 

[*monsterskier*]

ahoy there

 

[no_steeze]

crispy

i'd rather it be burnt to shit crispy than fatty and rubbery

 

[jaytay]

Char that shit.

 

[terrible_skier]

i neeeeed bacon now

 

[ECB]

hows virgina?

instead of visiting this summer i'm going to russia

russia > virginia

 

[BrewskiJr]

Lets be best friends.

 

[geteducated]

crispy, like chip my tooth crispy if i don't saturate it in gallons of maple syrup first.

 

[Bill.Nye]

Raw.

 

[.bucky.]

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