Backwards Ski Race

Squaw has one every year as part of the Pain McShlonkey open, and I've entered races, put in my time on my first run and then gone switch on the second. Damn that pisses coaches off, especially when you're beating their kids who are wearing spandex and waxing their skis after every run. It might be fun, but it would be cooler to just organize a rail jam in town.

-----------------------------------------------------------------

Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
try skiing switch in the woods

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
try skiing switch in the woods

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
you should just have an all-switch slopestyle or something.

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
^^^Haha, Kjfreerider, my friend and I poached a course last year after skiing a BC slope which they hadn't marked, so when we came out on the course we reverted and skied the whole thing switch. The thing is that a racer had allready dropped up top and when we crossed the finish line the timer stopped for him. It was a real race with old fat men in spandex too. Boy I got bitched at for that one. Patrol came and I had to hide in the woods then ski down to my car and change so they wouldn't gank my pass.

-----------------------------------------------------------------

Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
dont snake courses, that shit aint cool.

__________________

You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
I would win. I ride backwards faster than alot of people can ski. I can rip up the blacks no prob and hopefully will have switch moguals down soon

___________________________

''Shake it like a polaroid picture''

 
haha you wish you could beat me . Im the god of switch ridin'g switch mogul's no prob switch BC for breakfast bring it on.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
i can brag on the internet better than all three of you, PUT TOGETHER.

__________________

You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
ya kyle, that was great fun doing the gs course switch. or you ski switch right beside their course as they are going and race them.

slalom is hard switch. how many gates did you stradle that one time,

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top