Backpacking around Surrey

Tosh

Tosh

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Has anyone on here been backpacking around Surrey?

Any tips or experiences you would care to share?

How much would you think it would cost (not including busfare) for a month and a half, staying in hotels every nite (average hotel seems to be $35cdn sometimes less and in a few places $5 more)?

did u go by urself and did u stay in the main ditches or did u venture into the north and south of Surrey?

Im thinking about going summer 2006 by myself...i can speak a bit of punjabi and i can read 2 out of the 3 alphabets (cant read which sucks cause theres always words) any suggestions?

TIA

edit: I already have the lonely planet Surrey book and i know a bit of the cultural differences because i took a lot of sex-ed classes and we did quite a bit on culture and etiquette

 
yea that fat hoe always has a full stomack why cant I?

i mean tips on my trip up king george fool

 
Hhahhahahhahah.

But uh yeah, the old abandoned Surrey Public Market is a great place. The bottom floor is a Graf pit now, but it's warm and dry, and a McDo's right across the street! A bum's best friend.

Why did I give serious advice to a joke post. Oh well...

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.Don't be such a swineherd. -Anewmorning Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.
 
this is no joke man ive been planning this vacation for yrs

should i rent the hotels by the hour?

 
save that shit for the downtown east side tour next year dude. just stay in a shittyhouses.com (when the site was up)

 
soemthing liek this

Remember Surrey architecture is world renown

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^those are condemned right?

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

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^^these pics are truly a marvel, I dont know why Surrey gets so little attention from the tourists, its such a B-eau-ti-ful town. You're gonna need backup on your trip tho.

Gravity sucksToday I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
those honestly arent that bad. you people need to come down to central oregon more often. fuckin uppity vancouverites.

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Dude I was serious. The abandoned Surrey Public Market is so key. It's fairly clean, dry, already decorated, and across the street from McDo's.

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My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
haha. i work at the tourist booth in harrison. surrey sent us a visitors guide. i want to send someone there for their holiday

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LORD OF THE PARK 2006.....
 
a little off topic, but have you guys seen the videos on baitcar.com?

'lets get this thing back to surrey'

'man, all i wanted was a ride back to surrey'

so good

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it seems like this stage of life for a lot of people around our age is like when you are playing a video game and you beat the Final Boss, only to find out that was just a decoy Final Boss and the real Final Boss
 
Surrey is a smorgasbord of mattress and strollers

the roots of white boys who think they are high rollers

I took a wrong turn and there was a funny smell

I looked around to see I was truly in hell

There's garbage in the streets and in the houses too

there's constant construction but nothings ever new

gone in 60 seconds is my automobile

cause those damn surrey bastards they love to steal

Beer guts and surrey sluts

mullets with camaros and tattooed butts

crack baby children with single moms

all get together to sing this song

I found the bridge out but the line was really long

I guess there's something accurate in this crappy song

Everyone hates Surrey it's a fuckin' hole

and I wouldn't go back to save my soul

Beer guts and surrey sluts

mullets with camaros and tattooed butts

crack baby children with single moms

all get together to sing this song

So take it from me, Surrey ain't the place to be

I tripped on a mattress, it was covered in pee

don't go to thrift store just go to Surrey

If you need a new couch I got twelve on my street...

 
haha yea those videos are awsome the best is the one where the kid is like you guys have to be quiet if my mom calls

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make sure if you go to surrey that you come strapped and have lots of coke to fend off the angry packies

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it

 
If I were you I'd spend atleast one night at the Surrey campus of Kwantlen. It's full of little girls, it's clean, there's always construction going on so you could crash there easy and the security guards are dumber than average

be original, hate your government
 
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