two years ago i banged my head on a small diving board at a hotel up north. ever since then ive been afraid to do them off diving boards. two weeks ago i went up north and stayed at the same hotel. after some mistys, frontflips, and lincolns off the board, i tried a backflip, and it was easy. you just have to let your testicles expand a bit.
who cares if you get paralayzed. then youll get to spend the rest of your life in a wheel chair while some sassy bitch sucks your lifeless dick.
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i'm a cold heart breaker.
im fit to burn.
ill rip your heart in two.
and i'll leave you lying on the bed.
i'll be out the door.
before you wake.
its nothing new to you.
yes i think we've seen that movie too.