Back in 9th grade (who wrote this shit?)

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back in 9th grade this girl took her bloody kotex out of her pannies and slapped it in my teachers face. It was just a joke but my teacher got so mad and got the pricipal. This girl got expelled and was so embarased becuase dude that is just gross.

 
If I was a teacher, I wouldnt have called the principal, i would have made her eat it, and then I would have called the principal.

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what ? gross, thats not a joke... thats just sick

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that may be the most disgusting thing i have ever heard

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.. did she expect her teacher to laugh, like, "Haha, I just got slapped with a bloody pad. What a good laugh I have had."

No seriously though, this thread makes no sense to me.. I'm leaving.

 
ahhaha thats the kind of shit that makes me fucken laugh

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Was it in health class because that would have just made it even funnier.

"Umm, I've got a question teacher."

"What is it honey?"

"Could someone get a diesease or hurt if they got slapped in the face with a bloody tampon?"

"What? I dont ge-"

"*SLAP!*"

Haha priceless.

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i cant actually see that happinening, its just gross n just really weird, she felt emarassed well no shit she had a bloody tampon n threw it on her teachers face

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haha, she must of been on E or something.

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no one flipped out when she put her hands down her pants in front of the class?

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shit bloody cotex i remember that

and more, much more than this, I did it my way

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I would have smacked her acros the face with a stappeler then shoved that up her cunt sliced her throught and tossed her off the balcony that shit is horible

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thats one of the most rediculous and outright grosses things ive ever heard

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