Haha, cheese in general is so dank.
I knew a kid in high school who lived with his dad and visited his mom on the weekends. She always tried to get him to stay longer than he was supposed to with various bribes and of all the times she tried it the only bribe that worked was cheese... "I mean, it was kind of pathetic that my mom was trying to buy me off with cheese, but fuck, it's cheese... of course I stayed."