Baby jokes

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hungryhippo

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Now first get this, I am new to this shit so I dont know if this thread will fly. I have an obsession with brutal baby jokes and I want to hear what u guys can come up with. To start it off I think that my favourite of all time is:

¨What do u get if u put a baby in a microwave? An erection"and... "what do u get if u put a baby in a blender? I dont know, I was to busy jerking off"

Let me hear urs.
 
what do you get when you chop off of babys head with a dull hunting knife? a erection

what do you get when you run over a baby? a erection!

what do you get when you throw a baby off of a sky scraper? a erection

hahahahahhaha

 
wait i have more!

what do you get when you drownd a baby in a bucket of clorox bleach?! a erection

what do you get when you do illegal surgery on a baby and accidently kill it?!?! a erection

what do you get when you see Ryno axe kick a baby and kill it? a erection

bahahahahahahahahahaha
 
wait i still have more!!

what do you get when you commit multible murders to several babies? a erection!

Mom: why didnt you save the baby when it was drownding in the pool? Kid: i was to busy jackin off!!

 
whats the difference between a dumpster full of basketballs and a dumpster full of dead babies?

you'll have a pretty hard time emptying the basketballs with a pitchfork.

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what's worse than a dead baby?

...50 dead babies

whats worse than that?

...they're all in a dumpster.

whats worse than that?

...one on the bottom is still alive

whats worse than that?

...it had to eat its way out.
 
what do you do when you see a baby shot and killed? Give the shooter a High-Five, then run home to jack off.
 
WORST BAY JOKE EVER, BEWARE TO THOSE WITH A WEAK STOMACH.

Whats th best part about eating out a clean pussy?

Opening the diaper first!!!
 
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw em.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
 
whats the differnece between a bag of 10 dead babies and a corvette?

I dont have a corvette in my garage
 
whats the difference between a pile of old car parts and and a pile of dead babbys?

i dont have the pile of used car parts in my garage

lol
 
I LOVE THIS SHIT!

how do you get 100 dead babys out out of a phone both,

chainsaw.

how do you get the guts out?

tortia chips
 
what's red, gurgles, and scratches at glass just before exploding?

a baby in a microwave

how do you stop it from exploding?

poke holes in it

what's the difference between a dead baby and a vhs tape?

the vhs tape won't start to stink if you leave it out in the sun
 
-whats more fun the throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch fork!

-whats the best part about licking a bauld pussy? Putting the diaper back on!

-what black and blue and in the corner? a dead baby! Whats green and yellow in the corner? The same baby three weeks later.

-theres more but im high
 
I used to know so many of these but can only remember one pretty bad on that hasnt been said:

Whats the best part about having sex with a baby?

hearing its hips crack
 
Whats the best thing about fucking a 5 month old baby girl?

Flipping her over and fucking a 5 month old boy
 
whats the second best thing about having sex with a baby...?

stopping it crawling away

wats the best thing?

hearing the pelvis crack

whats brown a taps at the window

a baby in an oven

how do you stop a baby from swinging on the clothesline

hit it with a shovel

whats better than nailing babies to the wall

throwing darts at them

wats better than that..

ripping them off

wats better than ten babies in a bucket

a baby in ten buckets

what do you do after eating out a bare pussy

put the diaper back on

whats blue and yellow and sits at the bottem of the pool

a babie with slashed floaties

whats blue,yellow and green and sits at the bottem of the pool

the same bay 2 months later

wats blue, yellow and red and sits at the top of the pool

a slashed babies with floaties

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first

so you can see the exspresion onits face when you turn it on

why couldnt the baby get through the door

cause it had a javelin stuck in its head

thats all i can come with at the momement

 
Hahahahahaha, these are all fucking funny.

I guess I can add a few extra myself.

Whats black and blue and hates sex?

The 8 year old in my trunk.

Whats the worst part about having sex with a 6 year old?

Getting the blood of your clown suit.

How do u tittyfuck a 5 year old boy?

Break his chest.
 
i didnt read the whole thing so i hope no one said these yet.

how do you make a baby cry twice?

rub your bloody dick on its teddy bear.

how many babies does it take to paint a house?

depends on how hard you throw them.

 
its great to give a baby a stuffed pupie

and its even better to give a puppie your stuffed baby
 
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