Baby Jokes

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here's one for yah. How do you get a baby into a tubber wear?

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
 
the answer to mine is A blender. but it goes on, how do you get it out of the tubber wear?

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
 
no man its chips you get it out with chips. a straw could work too though.

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
 
haha, my dad cracked out dead baby jokes and he's definately 54 years old, it was awesome.

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
whats the difference between a truck full of rocks and a truck full of dead babies?

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
 
you can't pitchfork babies

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an american's biggest fear is being fooled by a cheap immatations
 
oh man dude you got that way wrong, its you can't get rocks out of the truck with a pitchfork.

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
 
whats pink and red and lying in the corner? a baby with a razor blade

whats red and brown and lying in a corner? the same baby a month later.

Gotta Love The Midwest
 
whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a Benz?

I dont have a benz in my grarage.

Whats White blue and green and at the bottom of a pool?

Baby with slashed floaties.

Whats Orange white and red and floating ontop of a pool?

Floaties with a slashed baby.

Moe.

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Pimps don't pay taxes.
 
What's black and brown w/ red all over

doeberman w/ a baby

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A doberman at a playground.

Funny, my dead baby thread got taken down...

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
what's purple and goes round and round?

baby in microwave/rottisire

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
whats red and swings back and forth?

a dead baby on a meat hook

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
whats funnier then a dead baby stapled to the wall?

ripping the baby off

whats white, red and silver and runs into walls?

baby with forks in its eyes

how do you get a 1000 dead babys in a closet?

wood chipper

AMA-RIP
 
why did the koala fall out of the tree?

because it was dead

why did the baby fall out of the tree?

because it was stapled to the back of the koala.

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
 
whats funnier than a barrel of dead babies?

the one at the bottom is still alive.

whats funnier than that???

its trying to eat its way out

whats funnier than that???

it goes back for seconds

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
 
lol wiener

how do you stop a baby from falling in a manhole?

stick a javelin through its head.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
ok, what the difference between a dead baby and my refridgerator?

*****my refridgerator doesnt have arms.

HAHAHA HEHEHE HOHOHO chuckle chuckle chuckle

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***tubgirl is me hero!

~:KeviN:~
 
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