Baby Accidentally Flushed Down Toilet At Birth

Wow. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, that baby was born in a toilet. He's going to have a rough four years of high school if that ever gets out.
 
A 36 year-old woman accidentally gave birth yesterday in a train traveling from Tai Dong to Tai Pei. The nine month pregnant woman was in the bathroom when her baby was born and accidentally flushed down the toilet.When the train reached the next station, an hour and a half later, the rescue team arrived and got to work. They immediately sent the mother to the hospitol while they tried to pull the baby from the toilet bowl opening.

Due the the babies fading condition, they finally decided to saw the pipe in half and rescued the baby.She was born weighing 6.6 pounds and is now in stable condition.
 
okay. So let me get this straight. The woman was sitting on the toilet, accidentally gave birth without noticing it, didn't notice that there was a crying baby in the toilet, and then flushed the toilet??

The term 'natural selection' keeps bouncing around in the back of my head...
 
I have a solution.

Leave a breadcrumb trail of calculator parts to the nearest shitty train station toilet you can find. When he (naturally) follows the trail and discovers the toilet he'll have a breakdown. All of those deep repressed memories will come flooding back and he'll leave Vancouver crying.

Bonus points if you rip on him during the whole running away and crying phase.
 
how the fuck do u accidentally flush your baby down the toliet. That mom definitly wanted to get rid of that baby fast or this s the dumbest person on the planet. Well either way it makes her dumb.
 
holy shit thats hiarious. love it how there like due to the babies conditon they FINALLY decided to just saw the pipe off. what you worried the johns gonna get hurt?
 
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