Babushka

Buy a hedgetrimmer for her.

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No, seriously, I really like her, but the bush is a little big. I don't want to sound weird and jst say to shave, you know! But the hedge trimmer isn't that bad of an idea.

 
make sure its a gaspowered one.

Complain about getting pubes stuck in your mouth until she notices.

Or KO her and do it yourself.

 
thats a tough one. Shit, Im not sure how I would handle it without really hurting her feelings. If she the type of person you might just be able to say it to her.

 
ask her how your spose to land on the strip if the grass isnt cut. haha no seriously just tell her. she'll understand

 
i think i might be able to just tell her, but then again i don't want to ruin a good thing. i'm not just all about sex or anything, so i don't want her to think that's all i care about, you know.

 
yeah that's basically the way to go!

Viva la Resistance!

Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis!
 
I was just gonna say that. Make a night outta it...

'Trimming Day!'

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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

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'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'

~Casper

 
Oh, and Wear a nice little uniform. Carry a briefcase with the tools in it, and have it say, '-Insert Name Here-'s Bush Shaping Service ~ We trim and shape your garden'

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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'

~Casper

 
and get all your guy friends around, you can all sit there with a glass of milk and some oreo's and trim your pubes, you could even help each other out!! What a party!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

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i agree, while u guys are having 'fun' at night, pull out the shaver, or just get her really drunk and then whip it out, i mean the shaver!

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School sucks! I can now write a 2 page paper in 9 minutes and 40 seconds right before class starts. Yes, I was that bored I had a friend time me!!!!!! I WANNA BE A SKI BUM!

 
Just tell dat bitch her busch is whizack and she be needin' to trim it bizack. Werd.

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i was thinking more of how to tell her without offending her. i don't think i could just come out and say it cause last night we were talkin on the phone and i brought up this little thing and she kinda got upset over something stupid. she's not a snappy bitch, but she has alot to worry about right now with school, work, and living on her own with no family around.

 
just bring up the topic of 'shaving' .. but dont specifically mention her... she'll get the message

-Mike

::Ontario Freeskiing::

viva la resistance!!
 
you could always watch a porn with her and show her how nice a bald beaver is

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Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik
 
rule # 1...they dont really like to watch porn..even if they say they do they dont

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
i watched a porno with a girl the other day

her idea actually

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Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik
 
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