babies

ductapeboy

ductapeboy

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I smoke a splif, I shoot a baby

I take a nap, I shoot a baby

I drink a 40, I shoot a baby

I fuck my lady, I make a baby

I shoot that baby, I shoot a baby

I buy some milk, I shoot a baby

I read a book, I shoot a baby

I shoot babies

ha ha. simcoe street mob yo. oakville what?

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
i eat em.

Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
hahahaha, what the hell is that, its awesome

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
 
haha- my 8 month old nephew just learned the word fuck- now he won't stop saying it. ' yaaaaaa fuck fuck fuck fuck aaaaahhhh'- i love it!!- my sister is sooo pissed!

Just say F@$# it and huck it!

-ski for life-

there is no right or wrong, just the concequences that follow your actions.
 
i like how you refer to your future kid as 'it'

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
 
babies should be used the same as women........cooking, cleaning and fucking

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
haha man this thread is great. i think i might add by puttin in some whitty baby jokes such as...

whats the diff. between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends how thin ya slice em.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? depends how hard you throw ehm

how many babies does it take to pave a road? depends how big the steamroller is.

ok thats enough... for now.

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Ontario represent.
 
how do you keep a baby from falling down a manhole............?

stick a javaline through its head.

how do you get a baby in a tubberwear?

a blender

how do you get it out?

chips.

and thats enough........for now.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
 
whats the difference between babies and tomoatoes? i dont eat tomatoes.

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Ontario represent.
 
why did the baby cross the road?

cause it was stapled to the chicken.

whats black and white and red all over?

a baby attcached to a seailing fan.

whats black and white and green all over?

same baby 2 months later.

and thats enough for now.

 
What's red and white and spins at 10 000 RPM?

A baby in a blender.

What's more fun than nailing one dead baby to a wall?

Nailing two dead babies to a wall?

What's more fun than nailing 2 dead babies to a wall?

Ripping them off.

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.

SFU, still better than UBC
 
Why do you support baby genocide?

Ummmm...its easy

Powderhound Productions by Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*

 
hahaha yea dave i love that song its the greatest. and technically i brought back dead babies. i made him listen to the song. hahahahaha right. now its time for cake.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
it may be.....

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
who sings this dead babies song?

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
HAHAHAHA... simcoe is amazing!

yo these are rough fuckin time cracker

my man margets he got 77 kids

myself pointy beek i got 32

loaf a bread got 29 fuckin babies

the reverend caps got 30 and hes a paralized fuckin preist

ya'll remember when the biatch aproatches

y'all say whatsup but i say moin is notice

or the mexican hottie with the mexican body

12 years old but ya know shes ready to party

the key to her heart was too fuckin clear

3 cheesy pick up lines and 2 pints of beer

that ceniorita found a seata on my peeta

damn that bitch was livin la vita

but shhh not a word to mamma cita

9 months later she said she was ill

i said yeah bitch what the fuck else is new

she goes not im serious lets consider marraige

so i punched that bitch in the stomach and prayed for a miscarraige

at that moment one baby popped out i said o lord

???

2 popped out and then there were fuckin three

by the end of the night there were more than i can fuckin see

went to the doctor and he tied my tubes not leaks

but he tied the wrong tubes and i havn't shit for weeks o damn

well i got so many babies that i dont know what to do

im just a silly little jew in a silly little crew

theres a baby in the cuboard and a baby in the vent

i wish that they would all die or at least help with rent

i dont even know how i had a baby with another lady

im a fuckin bird i dont even know how birds have babies

donno if i have a penis of if i have sperm so what the fuck

where do i find enough worms for 32 babies

yo i dunno but i know what im gonna do

im gonna make myself some baby stew

gonna kill two birds with one stone

gonna cap some babies and eat some for

im a utilize my babies for useful things

im a wear one as a watch a bling bling a bling bling

im gonna use one as a chopping block

just if the waters to hot i watch the blood clot i dont give a shit

what the fuck ill even use one as an oven mit

chores

too many babies in my crib

simcoe is running out of bibs

im buying dorvel by the case

too many babies in my please get out my shoot your fuckin baby

Im two months older than these bitches and hoes

so ya know they got go to chop them up and shit like yo

no im high off the deiper a shit i need some skin

let me in the nersery the search fo huggies begins

oh shit im glad im in to see that simcoes arrived

and i feel i mightylucky that im even allive

the way there chopping babies left and right and ccc there back

i might as well relax while loaf a bread rips up on the wax tecateca she

you know till last week shiz wasnt so bad

and then my girlie shows up instantly i'm a multiple dad

in her arms she gots like three tots

Im like where the fuck the babies get got

she like theyre youres

i ask her how the fuck these babies be mine

my spine is juxxed

my fuckin weiner dont work

no fuckin sperm in my ballswork

no fuckin way these babies comin from me

my c's is deceased

my balls are dead empty babies from me simply can not be

now that bitch has a smile on her face

sayin shes a ball stealin ace

i say that cant be the case

my balls are right where they should be

i look in my jeans o snap

where are my b's?

somebody help me find my b's

i need my b's back bitch

i cant find my b's the fuck you doin takin my b's

i need my fuckin b's

yo snap where are my bs

I think i dropped my fuckin b's

how am i gonna live without my b's

chores

my babies mom dropped another baby on my porch in a basket

i outta put that baby in a casket ill blast it

last thing i needs another mouth to feed

6 gallons of the pured peas yo what the fucks up with that

who need 6 gallons of pured peas i do

Im the father of 77 babies

im gonna snap these fuckin babies is hyper buck wild

motherfuckers piss drippin for their deipers

stinkin up my carpet im like baby please

if youre old enough to piss you're old enought to buy your own febreeze

my pataints is gone your fuckin babies mouth got long

you want to talk back bam bam another baby gone

damn right ill fuckin shoot my baby

they stink they asses are covered in rashes

if they cant shower themselves they aite gonna shower at all

cause whose payin the hot water bill margets yall

i smoke a spliff

shoot a baby

take a nap

shoot a baby

drink a 40

shoot a baby

fuck my lady

make a baby

shoot that baby

shoot a baby

buy some milk

shoot a baby

read a book

i shoot a baby

i shoot fucking babies

damn right margets will cap your baby

lob will pop you baby

a pointy beek will fuckin drop kick your baby

the reverend will fuckin skullfuck your baby

a simcoe will fuckin booya your baby

a simcoe will fucking booya your baby

(some of the lyrics and spelling might not be entirely correct)

 
you were too late for the cake! i ate the whole thing. all by myself. it tasted wonderful.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
the-east-isnt... > are you talking about me? i mean...i like to be beaten. keeps me feeling tough.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
Karyn had a dead baby... but we were hanging it out the window one day (like usual - what else would you do with a dead baby?) than the frenchies stole it from us... they refuse to give the dead baby back... god know's what they are doing to it.

all they have given us so far is grandpa simpsons hand... who would cut off abe's hand? they're inhumane I tell you.

Darryl Hunt

'the people in this town are too crazy man. I'm going back to Langley and joining the army again so I can kill people' Tyler aka - Army as to why he was leaving whistler.
 
haha, last year i was in my speech class which is full of really dumb people, and i proposed a philosophical question to them and they actually discussed it for about 15 minutes. it was the funniest thing ever. the question was:

Would you rather kill a man in cold blood, or kill a baby in self-defense.

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13 year old whores......now we're talking! - Lateralis
 
What is more fun than spinning babies on washing lines?

Stopping them with a baseball bat.

What is more fun than nailing babies to a fence?

Ripping them back off.

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Member Since 2002-03-12

Member Number 5035

Ahh well I had nothing else to put
 
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