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i'm bored and avoiding doing homework, and I somehow managed to start browsing wikipedia. I came across this article, and found something pretty interesting, on the very bottom. CHeck out the last notable skier...
 
East versus West

Everyone in the newschool skiing world knows one fact: East is park, West is powder. This is because in the east the snow is very wet and the mountains are very small. In the west, big mountains and huge amounts of snow make it possible to have tons of backcountry fun. Of course the west also has many incredible parks as well. It is largely accepted that the soul of skiing lies in the west where deep snow and awe-inspiring big lines reign supreme. There are effectively no advantages to skiing in Eastern North America.
 
Any skiing in urban areas, including handrails, wallrides and drops off of stairs, is referred to as urban skiing. This is regarded as one of the most dangerous and technically difficult areas of newschool skiing, since it involves skiing things that weren't meant to be skied. It also creates a lot of trouble with authority, as some people consider it vandalism to slide down handrails on a pair of planks. Most skiers, however, see it as an artform, using everyday objects such as handrails and houses creatively, and seeing your surroundings in a different perspective. Bladers have been the most progressive urban group in history. B-Crew has even begun to hop onto rails with no jump at all. This type of progression is taking hold of the newschool world.

hahaha, jea bcrew what
 
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Another rivalry is the ever-present battle between skiiers and snowbladers, snowlerbladers, skiboarders, or just bladers. Bladers are skiers who use unusually short skis (shorter than 100 cm), and who enjoy blading on anything from big mountain to urban rails. Blades hold quite a few advantages over skis. Blades can fit into smaller places and bladers can use their straps to whip people. Bladers are set to regain the stop spot in the newschool world with the release of B-Crew's much anticipated film, Ready Strap Blade. B-Crew, what

B-crew. what.
 
^ now it says this...

"Another rivalry is the ever-present battle between skiiers and snowbladers, snowlerbladers, skiboarders, or just bladers. Bladers are skiers who use unusually short skis (shorter than 100 cm), and who enjoy blading anywhere from pre-school yards, to magic card festivals. They tend to travel in groups, due to their small size, yet reproduce asexually. These bladers usually choose smaller skis because they do not have the mojo to handle real sticks."
 
If you see a blader near, it should be assumed that he wants to indulge in your anus. If such happens, go onto harder ski trails as snowbladers will be destracted by the green circles at the end of easy trails, and lick them in anticipation for the next pair of balls they come across to lick.
 
Hit - noun - any terrain feature meant for catching air, including jumps, quarter pipes and half pipes.
 
Quote-Blades can fit into smaller places and bladers can use their straps to whip people. These bladers are known to as people without enough skill to ride real skis. Bladers are set to regain the stop spot in the newschool world with the release of B-Crew's much anticipated film, Ready Strap Blade.
 
Yea allright guys, It is sorta funny with the underlying jokes, but when you go and delete information for people who might acutally be looking for it, it isn't cool.

Seriously, some of the skiers that were deleted should not have been. Where did Kris Ostness go? He was one of the first. Along with Mike Douglas.

also, adding yourself (if you did... redpointist? who is that? noone cares) is just lame.
 
hahaha thats awesome...but i have a strong suspicion that the kid who made the article is in the B-Crew...props to the "brew"
 
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