Axe

Anathema

Anathema

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does this shit ever run out?! i've had this freaking bottle for like 2 years now, spray it at least 5 times a day (it's a great bedroom freshener) and it still feels full.

by the way, that shit smells so good. the ladies love it. phoenix, enygmata, and musk (for a more cologn-like scent) are my personal faves.

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I don't think it ever does run out man, at High North a couple years ago every night we crushed all our beer cans and threw them in a big pot and sprayed them up real nice with axe so when Dave and the HN narcs came around each night we'd be all good (I was 21 at the time but most of my buddies at camp were well under age and we had to be all sneaky like). By the way Dave and the whole HN crew are money and I'm not bagging on them, they were just doing their jobs, it was just my job to work around that.

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haha ^ nobody really even made an effort to hide the booze when we were up there last year

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musk is for old men dude, how about you use just nomal cologne, i recomend polo blue or aqua di gio

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no, MOST axe smells like shit. tsumani is niiiiiice though

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
haha we wouldn't have bothered but it was kind of heaty cause I was the only guy there who could legally drink so I had to boot for everyone and it was pretty sketchy, plus they had already caught us once cause during one of the room checks TJ and his buddy didn't make much of an effort to hide their shit cause they were diggers at SMS at the time and they didn't really give a shit.

'Taco Del Mar invites you to roll a big one today!'
 
Phoenix is their best smelling product.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
im sick on pheonix. TAG is TERRIBLE. lucky day sounds cool, but my aunt got me a bottle and it smells like shit. essence is the best. kilo smells like vanilla. some girls like that. but IT NEVER RUNS OUT EVER. EVER.

as far as colonges go, the green polo is what i use because anything cheap smells cheap. colonge i NEVER use, but when i do, its when i dress like i am money. and should have like 3 bottles of cristal in my mini fridge. that and sex panther...

pretty sick
 
Deffinatly Kilo is the best, all the chick love it.

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for once, ATLSKI is right. axe is for 5th graders. acqua di gio is awesome.

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ive got the axe spray, regular rub on, and body wash....the body wash scent doest stick too well though

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are body wash scents supposed to stick? i thought they just made you smell good while youre using it and then it goes away when you wash it off... weird... have i been wrong for the last 18 years?

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plain deoderant is where it's at

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i do five strokes of deoderant under each arm for good luck, thats what my friend told me

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i won some contest at my school and i won 200 bottles of that armani agua di gio or however u spell it

but i does smell so goos

ladies love it

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touch is hte best scent smells good and makes my girlfriend crazy in the mood

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bahaha I know it's been said but damn, giving out that shit at a school? It's called basic hygene people no one wants to be the smelly kid in class

'Taco Del Mar invites you to roll a big one today!'
 
i have axe bodywash kilo, and the scent stays if you wash your body at the end of the shower, or near the end. i like the smell because its not to strong. there is like some chemical in axe, and most colognes that only women can smell and it makes them horny.

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hahahaha

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mine just ran out

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axe sucks man sure it smells good and all but you smell nice for like 5 minutes. my can is almost done and then im never gonna buy that shit again

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Axe is the shit, I've had the same can of kilo for 2 years and its still goin strong. Its great after a hotbox, because kilo kind of smells like weed, or it does to me, but it seems to kind of have a synergistic effect that combines with it and smells great.

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i wonder if they put pheromones in the fragrance.

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your mommy just refills them for u and u just dont get it

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Has anybody seen ads for the "TAG" stuff? Its amazing how ridiculously similar it is to AXE...the logo, the look, the sents, the name...whats up with that?

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^totally man, I keep seeing those ads on tv and it's just like, what the fuck man, what's going on?

'Taco Del Mar invites you to roll a big one today!'
 
ya represent kilo...

VOO DOO IS SHIT never buy it it makes you smell like b.o........ gross shit

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
I thought this was about real axes like cutting people up and shit, wouldn't that be intimidating ass fuck if people in the ghetto carried a Axe instead of a little knife..

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VOODOO SUCKS SO MUCH

Out of aall the different oens my mom gets me this, smells soooo bad

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headachable... i like it

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
as i said before. TAG IS TERRIBLE. lucky day sounds cool. smells like caribu piss. try it in the store. then leave it there.

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