Awkward Moments

JQ89

JQ89

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so yesterday i was at a racetrack in my friends trailer unloading and talking to this guy i had just met that day. A really hot girl walked by and i was like "wow look what we got here" and looked over to him. turns out it was his 16 year old daughter. super awkward. anyone else have any funny stories?
 
This one time I was about to bone my girlfriend out at the lake, but suddenly she yelled. So I looked up and there was Big Foot. Later I went back to bone her, but the mosquitoes were going crazy and she said there was no way.
 
so im hangin with a bunch of guy friends and forgot that my gf was quietly sitting in the corner while we were bullshitting and i made a remark about how hot this one chick was. oops
 
he was just like thats my daughter... and then it got super quiet and i kinda walked out and pretended that i needed to go do something important haha but after that it was fine he acted like it never happened
 
So this one day I'm just skating down the sidewalk, super hat girl looks at me from car and I look back at her there was a little smile from both of us and then I hit a stick, oh no! I ate it onto my face and She lawls her ass off.
 
ok val, it happened and if you choose not to believe it then so be it. youve been around me long enough to know that for some reason shit like this happens to me all the time haha
 
well actually today I was talking to this super hot chick in the parking lot and it was toward the end of our conversation so we started getting in our cars. Anyway, I yell goodbye over my shoulder, step in my car, close the door and start turning to put the keys in the ignition. At that point I realized that I had gotten into the backseat of my car and when I got out this chick was laughing her ass off. Super Awkward
 
was talking to a cute guy at a party when i turned around and went face first into the sliding glass door...ive never seen someone choke from laughing so hard
 
ironically i've laughed from seeing someone choke so hard.

see, its a joke, but really that sucks. today in class some red head kid who i like to call ginger balls (those who watch flight of the conchords know what im talkin about) asked our teacher (total babe) if she wanted to play who'se in my mouth when the lights were off. quite awkward
 
i don't think that's really awkward unless the kid was a weirdo (i think he might be because you call him ginger balls). my friends and i have been hitting on hot teachers since junior high haha
 
in 3rd grade a presenter came to talk about china and my whole grade was in a small area and my friend made me laugh and right when the lady got silent i ripped a massively loud fart, my whole body vibrated as this thing pulsated out of my ass and everybody heard it and started staring at me so i pissed my pantsit was a really bad day
 
yes, this kid is level 9 creeper. now my math isnt always correct, but thats just one level shy of a level ten creeper.

oh dont get me wrong, my friends and i hit on our hot teachers all the time. this particular teacher loves the office and has seen several of our trampoline/ski edits and she said she wants to hang out with us.

another cool story, one time she noticed that she was out of m&m's in which she said, aww naww someone jack stole my m&m's, ima hafta killa foo!

and she said it all in an extremely gangster tone which is very strange to hear from a 25 year old white girl named abby haha
 
you better call her abby, i used to call my hot student teachers by their first names in high school lol they loved it
 
some nigger stole my icon.

but ya. when your texting the girl that you like, and she says she likes you too, but then out of no where she doesn't act like she likes you anymore. i hate it. and also. when im around her, and kids are always like your a man whore, and god. i don't know what to say. its fucking hella gayy.
 
i was hitting on this chick at a party once. found out the next day she was my GF at the times sister
 
hot teachers? fo shizzle? all my teachers are ugly. some aren't ugly but I wouldn't call them hot. a kid whistled at a teacher once. that was pretty funny cause she loved it.
 
once this chick started textin me so i told her to come chill with some friends and i...little did i know she was my gf's best friend at the time, thats the day my girlfriend found out i smoke weed and drink ocasionaly when i night ski....yeaaa
 
there was this one time i was sitting, minding my own business in stat discussion and i felt someone breathing on my shoulder shortly followed by "i like your red bull hat, do you ski". i was in the middle of class and this kid behind me kept trying to talk to me about skiing but i was in class so i eventually had to say no wait til after class

 
I was jk'ing I believe you 

I'll offer up mine

I had just walked back into my friends dorm after a rail jam, it was early october so there was no snow here in New England so people were very confused when they saw us with skis.  I was in full on skiing mode, tall tee and all when we roll up to the dorm.  There is a member of our schools basketball team (UCONN) sitting on a chair in the lounge.  This guy just happens to be black too.  He immediatly spots us and says, "What are you guys doing?" with that your crazy kinda tone.  So we reply "We just went skiing."  Naturally he says "Skiing!?"  To which I replied without even thinking "Yea Nig*a."  HUGE SLIP UP on my part.  I understand its not cool to a lot of people, but unfortunately the tall tee brought it out of me.  So He says, "You did not just say that!"  I jumped in the elevator and pressed door close and took off up to friends room.  Then took fire exit out to avoid further conflict.
 
i was cuddling with this guy that i really liked and everything was great until he called me his ex-girlfriend's name. awkward and a bad move. guys, NEVER do that to a girl.
 
in 6th grade there was some fat kid pushing me and my friend around so when he went to sit down for class i ran over to him and tried to fart in his face but instead i pushed a bit too hard. i quickly realized i had let everything go and i was in a bit of trouble. i started walking all cowboy like towards the door to go to the bathroom when my teacher asked me where i was going. i told her i had to go to the bathroom. she asked if i was alright because i was walking weird. i said no and waddled out the door to the bathroom where i removed the crusty poo from my hair covered ass.
 
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