timmi
Active member
this may have been one of those stories that is only funny to the people involved, but you will never know till you try. so bare with me.
i had a joke conversation with a buddy of mine over the internet, braging about how i am old enough to buy porn and all the girls flock to me because of it. he made a joke about wanting gay porn.
so about a week later i am in a convenience store that sells porn. there is a 70ish year old lady who is looking at home decorating magazines and that sort of thing. so i say fuck it, it will be a good story and ask the old asain cashier where they keep the gay porn, you know, the man on man shit. she poinds out the middle row, and i pick one up, meanwhile this old lady is watching me barely reach the top shelf. as i pull it down, i go over to the cashier and the old lady pips up with "i can buy that for you if you want!" at this point im holding in laughter, thank her, but say no thanks. (in heinsight, having an old lady buy me gay porn would be funny as shit) but anyway, i go up and start paying when the old lady peeps over my shoulder and goes "hot bods, eh." me-"yeah!" her-"i used to find these magazines under my sons bed all the time!" (at this point i can barely contain myself). i pay and then almost die as i run out to the car where my freinds are watching from. get in the car, and drive back to the school (this all took place at lunch).
*that was pretty much the climax of the story right there*
i get back to the school, find my friend, bring up the conversation and then hand him the magazine. he laughs, i embarrese him infront of some people for having it in his hands, and then as its in his locker, i reach in, and toss it across the hall. it slides to a stop underneith this one kid and his girlfreind. he looks up and looks so insainly pissed off and confused. he flips out and goes WHAT THE FUCK MAN! kicks the magazine at us and then stares us down while we laugh. the end.
so yeah, i bought gay porn, had a conversation with an old lady about gay porn, and then threw a gay porn magazine at a kid.
sorry if this was a waste of your time, but it was seriously one of the funnier events ive experienced in a long time.
i had a joke conversation with a buddy of mine over the internet, braging about how i am old enough to buy porn and all the girls flock to me because of it. he made a joke about wanting gay porn.
so about a week later i am in a convenience store that sells porn. there is a 70ish year old lady who is looking at home decorating magazines and that sort of thing. so i say fuck it, it will be a good story and ask the old asain cashier where they keep the gay porn, you know, the man on man shit. she poinds out the middle row, and i pick one up, meanwhile this old lady is watching me barely reach the top shelf. as i pull it down, i go over to the cashier and the old lady pips up with "i can buy that for you if you want!" at this point im holding in laughter, thank her, but say no thanks. (in heinsight, having an old lady buy me gay porn would be funny as shit) but anyway, i go up and start paying when the old lady peeps over my shoulder and goes "hot bods, eh." me-"yeah!" her-"i used to find these magazines under my sons bed all the time!" (at this point i can barely contain myself). i pay and then almost die as i run out to the car where my freinds are watching from. get in the car, and drive back to the school (this all took place at lunch).
*that was pretty much the climax of the story right there*
i get back to the school, find my friend, bring up the conversation and then hand him the magazine. he laughs, i embarrese him infront of some people for having it in his hands, and then as its in his locker, i reach in, and toss it across the hall. it slides to a stop underneith this one kid and his girlfreind. he looks up and looks so insainly pissed off and confused. he flips out and goes WHAT THE FUCK MAN! kicks the magazine at us and then stares us down while we laugh. the end.
so yeah, i bought gay porn, had a conversation with an old lady about gay porn, and then threw a gay porn magazine at a kid.
sorry if this was a waste of your time, but it was seriously one of the funnier events ive experienced in a long time.
