I've lived, loved, lost,
and forgotten in this shirt. I've been through
three wives, 8 kids, helluva lot of peanut butter,
and the shirt has stood the test of time. shit, I
lost my left arm in a freak japanese albino
waterchestnut hunting accident, and I tied the
sleeve and it still fit like a glove. But no
matter how much I go through with this born to run
shirt, I haven't saved a dime on my car
insurance!